Wanking Advice

1) This week Masturbate just one minute longer than your average time every time you beat off. Begin to time and log your Masturbation sessions!

2) This week Masturbate just one more time than how many times you usually do in one week.

3) Next week add two more minutes to each of your Masturbation sessions.

4) Next week add two more Masturbation sessions.

5) Third week Stop wearing underwear! Begin the habit of fondling your Penis through your clothing during the day and evening every time you think about it.

6) Fall asleep with your Balls cupped in one palm and your fingers on your Penis. Learn to sleep this way, and if Penis calls you awake pet and stroke your Cock.

7) Your fourth week practice all the above, adding more and more into your Bate rituals, but also be naked as much as you possibly can and admire your Penis every opportunity you have.

8) Keep adding time and sessions your fifth week and watch at least one-half hour of Male Masturbation Porn every day. Go out of your way to check out and admire other men’s cocks at urinals and the gym.

9) When you feel ready begin to edge a little. Masturbate for a few minutes, then stop for a few minutes, start your bate again, then stop a little while. Bate then watch some porn, then Bate more, then watch more, the Bate more. Slowly build up your time with no ejaculations.

10) It is time to add Cock Chanting to your Masturbation sessions along with all the exercises above! Begin with something simple you repeat softly out loud to your Penis. “Penis, Penis, Penis, Masturbate, Masturbate, Masturbate, Masturbate Penis, Masturbate Penis, Masturbate Penis. Penis, Penis, Penis!” may be a good start.

11) It is time to start substituting Masturbation for other things in your life. Perhaps cancel a few social engagements, or call into work sick, or allow yourself to be late, or don’t do chores for a few days, or skip lunch, or stay up late… anything and everything you can do to let go of the mundane world and focus in on Penis Love through your Masturbations. Masturbate More, Edge More.

12) At this twelfth lesson you should be feeling one with Penis, realize you Love your Penis, become awakened to the Bliss and Joy and Rewards Penis can offer you. You will begin the know that the PENIS IS YOU, and you do not own Penis, he owns you.

77 Replies to “Wanking Advice”

  1. Edge to the Ledge is the ticket. In my case, in Canada, pot is legal. A little weed and a long 1 maybe 2 hour bate is now standard. Hell, my wife even says “Go for it, babe”. She reads while I bate for a while. Even has enhanced that by encouraging a online profile for bating for money. Why not? I am still setting up a couple of pages still but…on the way!

    1. You’ve got my favorite type of bone – the ones that are narrower at the base. Don’t know why, but they’re the best to suck (for me anyway) – plus yours is a sleek beauty with a big glans. My guess is 9 inches? Would be great to give you head, man. Thanks for the look.

    2. Wow I couldn’t help but comment on your amazing fat throbbing cock with that steel cock ring! Mmmmmm my favourite 😜

  2. Edge to the Ledge: Prolonged, concentrated masturbation is sublime. There is no better feeling than maintaining that sexual tension for hours, even days or weeks. Your cock is a magical instrument that can hold you in thrall, releasing endorphins, adrenaline and testosterone. Maintaining its throbbing edge is blissful worship.

  3. Best advice I ever got was to simply spread my legs apart as wide as possible about a minute before orgasm. The sudden shift and stretch of the inner thigh muscles works wonders (at least for me) – resulting in longer time of pleasure and farther distance and much larger amount of jizz.

    1. I jerk off every day and sometimes several times a day. I would like someone to jerk off with me.
      I would enjoy seeing my sex partner cum.

        1. Joey, this was so nice to see. If I’d been there for you, mouth open above your helmet, I’d have been on every drop of your warm cream. Man, I’ve got 7 inches going as I write this.a

  4. Started edging from the beginning before I knew it as a thing and now addicted for sure! Love edging for hours – makes for a great orgasm and load!

  5. Just watched this horny as fuck video again I swear I am instantly rock hard! He is so fucking hot and don’t even get me started on how fucking AMAZINGLY HORNY his fat throbbing juicy uncut meaty cock is! GRRRR It just makes me wanna choke on it so bad! Also reading the instructions to be at one with your cock I am literally already very close to living my life the way this masturbation and cock loving ritual is no joke! Ever since I started masturbating at 10 years old I have been absolutely obsessed with my cock, men’s cock and everything to do with men, their fat juicy throbbing cocks like even now at the age of 33 I’m still just as obsessed with masturbation and my cock and this need to watch men masturbate and shoot their hot thick spunk while masturbating my own cock and shooting my own hot thick load of spunk upto 4 times a day without fail….and I will admit from the moment I discovered masturbation and all throughout my teenage years especially I was that overly sexed up, cock obsessed teenage lad growing up in the north of the UK….. My day would start by waking up with a raging hard cock which I was already gripping tightly in my sleep and soon as I woke I’d stick a hardcore gay porn dvd from my secret stash of gay hardcore porn I was secretly buying and collecting at the age of 11 from this local bloke in my area who sold pirate videos, DVDs, poppers, cocaine, weed, LSD and ecstasy pills and luckily because was only interested in making money he would sell me anything so I was buying myself some fucking amazing hardcore gay porn DVDs and a £20 bag of skunk and it came about by accident when I was buying a standard dvd film one day, asked me how old I was I said 11 nearly 12 which he replied “ahhh fuck it your deffo old enough by now lad init’ and pulled out a massive stash of hardcore straight porn DVDs – so I said hmm “nah Its ok” nervous laughing to which he replied “yeah I think I know what your about init pal” went in his rucksack pulled out a handful of copy hardcore gay porn dvds and said “listen lad if I got it wrong I apologize but is this what sort of hard stuff you like? An listen you can deffo trust me lad I swear down I’m not arsed what you do it’s sweet your sound with me I’ll supply you big time whenever coz mate it’s about the money for me so what you wank over is your business but I’ll sort you out no worries coz I wouldn’t be even selling it if I had a problem init” and winked at me…. Now where we lived was a very homophobic, all straight no gays ever heard of on our estate and this bloke could have said and done what he liked and took the absolute piss out of me for buying gay porn dvds but he didn’t and I felt safe and at ease with him after he said that but at first I was well shocked and was going to say nah you mad pal I ain’t gay an laugh it off but I thought fuck it if he can carry that around and sell that in and around our estate then he’s got to be sound….so I nervously laughed felt a bit embarrassed but I bought 2 gay porn dvds one was hardcore gay leather porn and the other was hardcore gay bareback British skinheads porn….both for £4 and then he said “ere lad have this one for free – been told it’s filthy as fuck an well good” winked at me an said “honestly pal anytime I can sort you out big time don’t have to stress your sound with me yeh and then give me his mobile number said you need more just bell us an I’ll come meet you init I get some absolutely horny as fuck filthy gay shit you’ll probably make your cock bleed with wankin lad haha” an that was it I was buying like 3 a week all through secondary school, he was supplying me with the best hardcore gay porn, some good skunk and strong as fuck poppers…. I was LOVING life during my teens I had the best time at 14/15/16+ both parents worked full time and worked late shifts so had the house to myself most of the time where I’d be chonging on a fat blunt, blinds closed, door locked 55 inch plasma TV and full room surround sound system playing some hot hardcore gay leather porn watching and stroking and wanking and sniffing poppers all day especially if on half term but always as soon as I got in from school…. Spliff in one hand, cock in the other, having a huff of some strong as fuck poppers I absolutely loved it and I’m still just the same now I’m 33….but that’s how it started and yes then and even now I will always make sure I have my time with my hard throbbing cock, my hardcore gay porn – I will even cut short being with mates make an excuse because I need that masturbation session with myself getting high and shooting my load to hot gay leather porn which is every single day no matter what time of day I just love my cock, masturbation, spunk and I have to watch gay porn every day…I smoke a blunt and sniff poppers too and this is my way of de – stressing after a hard day’s graft at work….I am definitely obsessed with gay porn, masturbation, cock and cum….and I wouldn’t have it any different I love my cock and my masturbation sessions i love how even at 33 I’m still horny as fuck and can wank upto 5 times a day I can’t get enough and I’m still yet to meet a like-minded bloke where we can just kiss and wank and masturbate with each other day in day out watching hot gay hardcore porn together and never get bored of each others cocks and masturbate together anywhere and everywhere and be this porn obsessed, cock obsessed and masturbation obsessed couple I would love to find this type of bloke I hope he’s out there for me 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼✊🏼🍆💦💦💦💦👅👅👅👅

        1. That sounds like my kind of fun! Hope to send you something soon! But before I do that I’ll send you a picture of myself in case of doubt! Hopefully I don’t scare you too much 😆

    1. Poppers makes the edge so much more intense and so much hornier, like you want to edge forever and when you do finally cum you feel it through your whole body

  6. Wow! Your post is so wonderful. I love to masturbate and extend my pleasure as much as possible as often as possible. I am 71 and have a rock hard cock my sexual function is that of a teenager precisely for that reason. No different than any fitness regimen we undertake. Why wouldn’t any of us want to be sexually charged all day every day? I especially like your advice about fondling your self anytime you can. I don’t where underwear and often find my cock needing touching and play in situations when no one knows I am pleasuring myself. The older I get the more I treasure this self love time. Great post- thanks again for your encouragement.

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