Smoking Weed

Hi Seb, I don’t know if this is a “worthy” subject for this forum, but, here goes. I have found that since […]

Shirt Lifter

I’m trying to find the Origin and History of the term “Shirt Lifter”. I know it was used in Australia and here in […]

I. CUMM

I AM a cumplete WANKER! I love it. Who doesn’t. So, My Secret Wank Life…. well it won’t be a secret anymore […]

Mature Masturbation

Sometimes the art of masturbation is like fine wine, You nurture it over time and you will reap the rewards . I […]

Master Bates

The name “Master Bates” has also been the source of unintentional humor and double entendre, as it sounds similar to the term […]

Secret Wank Life

Welcome to the wonderful world of “My Secret Wank Life”. Here at the HaPenis Project we are fascinated by men’s secret wank […]

Daddy Damon

I am so addicted to beating my meat on the Internet. I can no longer get an erection or ejaculate unless I […]

Juan King

Your body contains seven special energy centres, usually called “chakras” in tantric literature. Start your session with a gentle massage of each […]

Amhrán na bhFiann

Growing up as a young man in a lower working-class Roman Catholic Irish family in the 1960’s despite being constantly reminded that touching […]

The Best Lover I Know

A long time ago I thought that sex would die after about age 49 or so. Now almost 10 years past that […]

Quality Cock Time

I have spend nights just spending some really quality time with my cock. Blown some of my biggest and best loads. One […]

On The Crest of a Wave

I am a wanker and a dedicated edger. It is a rare thing for me to just have a quick wank…. why […]