Balkan Masturbation – Wanking to Make the Crops Grow

“What I’m doing is inventing events that I am afraid of. I go in front of the public and, if I can do it, they can do it, too. That’s why performance art – if it’s good – can be a life-changing experience. This is the function of an artist. I am not a therapist. … Read moreBalkan Masturbation – Wanking to Make the Crops Grow

Catholic Priests Masturbation Support Group

A contributor to a discussion group for masturbating catholic priests wrote the following that seems to show beautifully how masturbation can be turned into a truly spiritual Catholic experience. As a catholic priest for years, integrating my spirituality and my sexuality has definitely been a process. Just turning down the volume on the shame voices from growing … Read moreCatholic Priests Masturbation Support Group

Gay Tantra My Arse!

Find a quite space where you can lie down and close your eyes. Gently hum OM(pronounced AUM, as in BUM) and become aware of your breathing. Big deep breaths. As you touch yourself(clit), imagine the massage you want to give your husband, spend lots of time imaging how you would spoon organic honey and kiss … Read moreGay Tantra My Arse!

Porn Yoga – So you think you can wank

A very open film to the taboos of self-love. Orgasmic does not stand for orgasm but for high sexual energy. Yoga stands for the conscious connection to the body and the daily practice. The DVD accompanies the experienced Bodyworker Didi Liebold and Janine Hug at a workshop “Orgasmic Yoga”. The participants learn to experience their … Read morePorn Yoga – So you think you can wank

Lust for life taoist penis massage

Gently and with commitment. Like slow, meaningful strokes and lots of eye contact gives a deeper connection. Both hands would be great as opposed to the usual one hand, and then sometimes firmer grasps and working to a more fast rhythm quality and then slowing down to a more gentler pace with oil and also without … Read moreLust for life taoist penis massage

making small cocks splendid

 15th Century Arabic Sex Manual : (CHAPTER 17) : Prescriptions for Increasing the Dimensions of Small Cocks and for Making Them Splendid.

Know, O Vizir (God be good to you!), that this chapter, which treats of the size of the virile cock, is of the first importance both for men and women. For the men because from a good-sized and vigorous cock there springs the affection and love of women; for the women, because it is by such members that their amorous passions are appeased, and the greatest pleasure is procured for them. This is evident from the fact that many men, solely by reason of their insignificant members, are, as far as coition is concerned, objects of aversion to women, who likewise entertain the same sentiment with regard to those whose cocks are soft, nerveless, and relaxed. Their whole happiness consists in the use of robust and strong cocks. A man, therefore, with a small cock, who wants to make it grand or fortify it for the coitus, must rub it before copulation with tepid water, until it gets red and extended by the blood flowing into it, in consequence of the heat; he must then anoint it with a mixture of honey and ginger, rubbing it in sedulously.

Arabic Sex Manual

Then let him join the woman; he will procure for her such pleasure that she objects to him getting off her again. Another remedy consists in a compound made of a moderate quantity of pepper, lavender, galanga, and musk, reduced to powder, sifted, and mixed up with honey and preserved ginger. The cock after having been first washed in warm water, is then vigorously rubbed with the mixture; it will then grow large and brawny, and afford to the woman a marvellous feeling of voluptuousness. A third remedy is the following: wash the cock in water until it becomes red, and enters into erection. Then take a piece of soft leather, upon which spread hot pitch, and envelop the cock with it. It will not be long before the cock raises its head, trembling with passion. The leather is to be left on until the pitch grows cold, and the member is again in a state of repose. This operation, several times repeated, will have the effect of making the cock strong and thick.

A fourth remedy is based upon the use made of leeches, but only of such as live in water, You put as many of them into a bottle as can be got in, and fill it up with oil Then expose the bottle to the sun, until the heat of the same has effected a complete mixture. With the fluid thus obtained the cock is to be rubbed several consecutive days, and It will, by being thus treated, become of a good size and of full dimensions. For another procedure I will here note the use of an donkey’s member. Procure one and boil it, together with onions and a large quantity of corn. With this dish feed fowls, which you eat afterwards. One can also macerate the ass’s verge in oil, and use the fluid thus obtained for anointing one’s cock, and drinking of it. Another way is to bruise leeches with oil, and rub the verge with this ointment; or, if it is preferred, the leeches may be put into a bottle, and, thus enclosed, buried in a warm dung-hill until they are dissolved into a coherent mass and form a sort of liniment, which is used for repeatedly anointing the cock. The cock is certain greatly to benefit by this. One may likewise take rosin and wax, mixed with tubipore, asphodel, and cobbler’s glue, with which mixture rub the cock, and the result will be that its dimensions will be enlarged. The efficacy of all these remedies is well known, and I have tested them.

arab-wanking

al-rawd al-‘âtir fî nuzhat al-khâtir by Muhammad ibn Muhammad al-Nafzawi is a fifteenth-century Arabic sex manual and work of erotic literature. The translation of the title is The Perfumed Garden of Sensual Delight (al-rawd al-‘âtir fî nuzhat al-khâtir), which was used by the wonderful, and sadly missed dj John Peel for his pirate radio show in the 1960’s. The book presents opinions on what qualities men and women should have to be attractive, gives advice on sexual technique, warnings about sexual health, and recipes to remedy sexual maladies. It gives lists of names for the cock and vagina, has a section on the interpretation of dreams, in some versions there is a chapter on homosexuality.

Thinking About Jesus

A Pastor in A Bapist Church in the US has ordered Naked Old Christian Men to Only Think About Jesus While Masturbating.

The church which has recently lowered the allowable age of masturbation to 65 for recent widowers. “We really had no choice,” noted a tired and distraught Pastor Deacon Fred. We don’t ignore the parts we don’t like, as the John 3:16 pseudo-Christians do, nor do we add to the Bible, like those Pope-loving Catholics The new policy is not without its limitations, however. “While the Bible does not outlaw masturbation, it severely restricts the circumstances under which it may occur,” noted Pastor Deacon Fred. The first restriction is that no gentleman will be permitted to reach the stage of ejaculation. “The Bible is very clear that a man’s seed is for copulation only,” noted Pastor.

“In fact, the Bible says that when Onan chose not to copulate and instead released his seed on the ground, God was so angry that he struck Onan dead (Genesis 38:9-10). The last thing we need is some media scandal as reporters click photos of colored janitors removing corpses from Landover restrooms.” Recognizing that a few men may err and sin by not stopping in time, the new policy requires all who decide to participate in the act to register with Pastor Deacon Fred. Specially made Tupperware seed-containers will be signed out of his office by Mrs. Watkins who will be keeping a record to guard against overuse. The sinner must catch his mistake in his numbered container before it reaches the ground. All containers are to be returned to Mrs. Watkins within one hour of check-out. The contents will be collected each week in a larger vat and provided to Mary Lou’s Christian Salon where it will be used to treat dry, scaly skin.

The second restriction is that no man will be permitted to have any sexual thoughts during the process. “The apostles told us repeatedly that Jesus forbids lust, since sex is for baby-making, not anxiety release,” continued Pastor. “We are to ‘abstain from fleshly lusts’ (1 Peter 2:11) and ‘flee also youthful lusts‘ (2 Timothy 2:22), for lust ‘bringeth forth death’ (James 1:15). And more to the point for those debauched divorcees, Matthew told us that ‘whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart’ (Matthew 5:28). This means that masturbation of an erect organ can occur only if the erection is naturally-induced, such as by the morning sun or an overfilled bladder.” Pastor Deacon Fred then concluded, “The only way to masturbate without lust is to keep your mind on Christ at all times.”

The new policy instantly drew the ire of countless Landover members. Longstanding church member, Mrs. Judy O’Christian, was incensed. Despite being a woman, Mrs. O’Christian was allowed to speak since the press conference was held outside the chapel. “As co-chairs of the Ladies of Landover Welcoming Committee, Sister Taffy and I have to greet all new church members,” she pleaded. “This policy means we will have to destroy our silk gloves every time we shake hands with a male member . . . ah, church member, that is. Halston doesn’t sell accessories in six-packs, you know.”

Pastor Deacon Fred attempted to assuage the ladies’ concerns. “This policy will in no way open the floodgates, so to speak. Punishment for violations of the new restrictions will be swift and certain. The Bible says that if a part of our body offends us, we must cut it off (Matthew 5:29-30). Any man found to have engaged in sexual thoughts during the process, or to have reached full fruition without capturing the full emission, will have his organ severed and his preferred hand amputated. And every man will know that when that happens, his destiny is Hell, for as God told us: “He that is wounded in the stones or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord” (Deuteronomy 23:1). Rest assured, God takes no stock in the Satanic adage: “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.”.

18 blokes demonstrate their favourite wanking techniques

THE BIG COCKAMOS : grab the shaft and run ur hand down to the bottom then rapidly trust ur hand to the top of the helmet repeat and squeeze ur balls gently then alternate to hard while thrusting ur hand from the bottom of the shaft to the top. 2 shirts : i lay 2 … Read more18 blokes demonstrate their favourite wanking techniques

Cock Celebrity Champion Boxer Robbie Gaine

Welsh Boxing Champion Robbie Gaine has boasted on Twitter about the size of his manhood, even comparing it to a beer bottle. There is also a great video of him on holidays with his mates, which features, in no particular order,  viagra, beers, generally wanking around with his mates, and of course, his beautiful, cock, Ney, What … Read moreCock Celebrity Champion Boxer Robbie Gaine

SWANKING WANKING

SWANKING WANKING – Quality time with my cock! Have you ever spend a night just swanking WANKING. I’ve spend some really quality time with my cock. Blown some of my biggest and best loads.

One of those nights when you feel like swanking for a couple of hours. Just take my time and get my fucking get my pole wet. Dip it in the jar(of Vaseline), and tease my head a little bit. Yeah, coat my balls down. I’ve got a cockring on that pushes my balls all the way to my cock. Fuck yeah, just get my nut-sack. Yeah, grease my cock. Have you ever spend a night just swanking. I’ve spend some really quality time with my cock. Blown some of my biggest and best loads. Yeah let’s get this cock fucking wet. I love to take my time and get my fucking cock soaking wet with this stuff. Feel how fucking hard it is. I love his this is like the pre bathing warm out. Just stroking and prepping, Yeah, feel by head, like a little pressure from the palm of my hand. Yeah fucking tease my cock. No rush, just a quite night with me and my cock. Fuck that feel good. I can’t wait to swank  this cock off, I hang out with some buddies of mine in the video chat room, fucking swanking…

When I am hardest, I like to take a finger and my thumb at the base of my penis and bring them to the tip to get the first few drops of precum. After that the precum flows nicely. I love to play with my precum. When there is plenty, I rub my urethra very gently. I tense up like I’m gonna cum, but I can’t. I do this over and over and play with the precum. Eventually I just get tired of waiting for the orgasm and adjust my stroke til I cum. But I never go fast like so many guys. I never understand why guys move their hands up and down so fast. I’ve tried it and I have no feeling left. Slow lets me feel everything. I can concentrate on the strong feelings. I can think about my toes curling. I feel the muscles tighten in my groin. I can actually feel the cum starting to move through my body before I have that cross-over feeling.

To tell us about your slow sensual wanking experience leave a reply below, You can add some pics if you like.

American Sex Sex Therapists Using Cannabis to Help Patients Find Their ‘Full Sexual Potential’

Many who have had sex while smoking cannabis will tell you about their wonderful sexual orgasms. Many have found cannabis enables them to be more sent, aware and more pleasurable sexual experiences. While Cannabis is still illegal in the UK, some Americana sexologists and therapists have begun informally incorporating cannabis into their practices, suggesting their … Read moreAmerican Sex Sex Therapists Using Cannabis to Help Patients Find Their ‘Full Sexual Potential’

يا ابن القحبه

Many, many, many years ago, on a visit to Amsterdam I visited a straight cinema club (Sex shops and porn theatres cluster along Reguliersbreestraat, just off Rembrandtplein) where men sit and watch porn and wank themselves. Obviously I was more interested in watching the other men pleasuring themselves and shooting their spunk. After many hours, … Read moreيا ابن القحبه