11 thoughts on “Divine Intervention

    1. My first vibrator was when I was in the bush I was making my own sex toys till somebody gave me a vibrator and I enjoyed it so much that I had to buy new ones now I got two big black ones and one small one and I got an eight shape one that f****** really does a good job on me so I enjoy it

  1. I received a very large candy cane one Christmas and I couldn’t help thinking it looked like a perfect butt toy. I unwrapped it and lubed it up a bit and got it up my butt pretty good when I noticed in the mirror that it had started to melt profusely in the warm moist environment of my hole and all kinds of sticky syrupy red liquid was running out my hole. The shape was right on, but what it was made of ruined everything

  2. My first was an aneros. So many beginners go big……

    So Ben, I’m picking your Clone-a-Willy of your own cock is the iridescent green smiling Buddha above…… nothing else seems to suit you!?

  3. Great story. There is nobody to teach us these things. I’m glad you figured it out.
    Thank you for posting this !

  4. I’m impressed Ben. I did try a variety of anal toys but I found it too painful. I’ve been told my cock is the perfect size plus I get really hard. So I only top if it goes there.
    I too love to deep throat but don’t like the gagging or aggressive face fucking. I enjoy, easy, long, wet, slow sucking. I want to enjoy everything about it. I do want to try that kit you talked about. I too would love to be able to suck my own cock. Wish we could meet. Hugs, Don

    1. That cock certainly deserves to be cloned, good sir!
      The process is a bit fidgetty so read up on instructions and prep before you do anything. The casting material is highly time sensitive.

      Hugs, Ben

  5. I am catholic, I find this offensive! Who do you think you are, Linda Blair? And I don’t mean this as a joke. It’s disgusting!

    1. People can be offended by art.
      And I acknowledge that you friend are offended indeed.
      After all, I was considered an offensive human by the catholics I learned as a teen. So where does the “offensiveness” end dear sir?
      There are many who say us MEN shouldn’t be appreciating images of MEN.

      As a fellow Catholic, I must say that Jesus and the Blessed Virgin do not give a rip about an image on a dildo.
      They have already attained everlasting life.
      They only are concerned that we do the same.
      and continue to evolve into our higher selves.
      Love, peace and HaPenis to all my brothers.

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