I have hair on my chest
Staunch Masculinity by Hoping2bhelpful
I drink whiskey
I work out
I like Karate
I drink beer
I like heavy metal
Let’s fight
Lets Fuck
I smoke
I stay out late
I win
I read (ie: I’m smarter than you.)
Let’s Fuck
Sometimes I lose ….but I learn
I don’t care
That’s my job
I had steak for lunch
Do you want to Fuck?
I provide
I take care of business
C’mon let’s Fuck
I build
I take
I teach
I preach
Let’s Fuck
I’m happy
Don’t cut me off in traffic
I lead
I challenge
How about we Fuck?
I yell
I critique
I solve
Are we going to Fuck?
I drive a sports car
I save money
I spend money
I make money
I brag
I show off
I really really need to Fuck
I said I drive sports car
I drink…. did I mention that.
Let’s Fuck
Fuck
Yeah
Fuck
I wait
I wait
I’m patient
I drink
I smoke
I emote
We aren’t going to Fuck are we?
I work out
I compete
I shoot guns
I ride a motorcycle
I’m cultured
Don’t make me beg for it Fuck.
I judge
I Fuck
I love
I ponder
I create
I scheme
I think you are really special
Let’s Fuck
I can lift heavy boxes
I can hang pictures
I can drive you around
I can buy you dinner
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
A small “b” bloke’s reply to “Staunch Masculinity”
I love the hair on your chest, but I have almost none
I drink whiskey
I don’t work out, but love watching you when you do!
I like rugby, a real bloke’s sport, which I played on the cold hill tops of Dorset
I drink red wine
I like heavy metal, but love the soft metal sounds of Javanese gamelan even more
Let’s not fight, let’s just fuck!
I smoke cigars and kretek
I stay out late and wake up with a. boner at night
I win
I read and read, but don’t give a fuck who’s smarter than who
Let’s Fuck
Sometimes I lose ….but I learn
I do care!
That’s my job
I had steak for lunch, but prefer it at dinner with a good Aussie red
Do you want to Fuck?
I provide
I hate business, look what it’s done to the planet!
C’mon let’s Fuck
I build thought castles
I take and give
I teach and learn
I preach and eat a peach
Let’s Fuck
I’m happy, really deliriously happy!
Cut me off in traffic, I’d rather bike!
I lead
I challenge
How about we Fuck?
I yell
I critique
I solve
Are we going to Fuck?
I once drove a ratty old Saab with an open top
I spend money and give it away
I don’t make money
I never brag or show off but I do like exposing my skinny ass at the FKK beach
I show off
I really really need to Fuck
I said already: I don’t drive a sports car!
I drink…. did I mention that.
Let’s Fuck
Fuck
Yeah
Fuck
I wait
I wait
I’m patient
I drink
I smoke
I emote
We are going to Fuck aren’t we?
I never work out
I compete
I hate guns
I rode a motorcycle in my misspent youth on Java
I’m cultured
I don’t mind begging, on my knees before your enormous cock, for a Fuck
The hair on your chest, in your bum crack: Who can resist you? Please let’s FUCK!
I judge
I Fuck
I love
I ponder
I create
I scheme
I think you are really special
Let’s Fuck
I can lift heavy boxes, but the next day my back hurts
I can hang pictures, but not well
I can drive you around, but you can drive if you want to
I can buy you dinner or you can buy us both dinner, with wine, and cigars and sex at my place for afters
Fuck!
No need to repeat it. You get the idea!
Labels like that one promote division not unity.
One species.
One “race”. We differ in appearance more than any other species. We all have the same DNA.
Labels are for clothes.
I totally agree with Ben.
This really embodies what current day narrative calls ”toxic masculinity”.
Strange, that all I see is tremendous longing, depth, and beauty. Well done.