Urinal Bromances

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  1. I’ve got quite a number of experiences involving ‘bromances’ at urinals. I’ve always had an exceptionally large endowment (both length and circumerence). When I was a teen I would notice guys staring but I mostly just ignored it and walked out. I didnt have as much confidence then. However, when I got into my late teens to early 20s, I was way more confident and really enjoyed the attention and actively seeking reactions. Now I actively flaunt it and call guys out that I noticed staring, asking them if they like it or engage in small talk to guys standing close by me.

    Often this kind of approach has lead to some ‘bromances’ like an ice breaker to a friendship as we casually chat either about our relative sizes or generally how the cant help but be amazed at mine.

    Somtimes I will also get offers of service where guys just cant help but take their opportunity to ask if id let them blow it etc.

  2. I’m uncut but unfortunately for me I have a pretty averaged sized cock. 5 inches. This means without going through the process of stretching I cannot dock guys. This is something I’ve often thought about doing but never put in the copious amounts of effort to do. I had the opportunity to meet a guy in real life, who I’d seen a bunch ok the internet, when I saw him on Grindr in my city. We met for coffee, and soon after were at a friends house where he was docking me, with his fucking flopper of a cock! It is hands down the best sexual experience I’ve ever had. It’s less the size of the dick that matters and more of the length of the foreskin; but obviously someone with a smaller penis even with a long foreskin won’t be able to dock a gentlemen with a relatively large penis. So I’d say someone with a long foreskin, with a head at least the size of yours or larger; but everyone’s anatomy is different. Best thing to do is to ask if they can dock you.

  3. Guys who stand at a urinal with a hardon mostly want to be noticed – so I’ve discovered. When younger I was intimidated by the sight when standing next to the guy, so I’d keep quiet, make no comment. Recently I’ve gotten braver, give him a brief compliment, like”Nice one, buddy” just to see his reaction. On 2 occasions in the last few years this ended up with one dude letting me blow him out in the parking lot and with one married guy coming home with me. Guys like compliments – as long as you’re not too obviously gay in your mannerisms and just say it matter-of factly. Most of the responses are just a grunt or a remark about him being “horny” and then just zipping up and moving on. So far, never anything hostile of insulting.

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