Is the 28 MAY Uk National Masturbation Day

Some of our “leading sex” experts here in the UK have been peddling their propaganda, and telling us all that 28 MAY is National Masturbation Day. These are the same “leading sex” experts that will be telling you on the 29 May that you are dick here

Joy and HaPenis

Great British Wankers is proud to present for your absolute greatest joy and hapenis, something we cane across on tumblr, the most beautiful thing you will see today. Take a big deep breathe and enjoy it. I’m older than you this is wisdom speaking…

the Wise One

Last night I begged the Wise One to tell me the secret of the world. Gently, gently, he whispered, “Be quiet, the secret cannot be spoken, It is wrapped in silence.” Rumi