The HaPenis

The Cock Lover I Am

I had a hard time accepting my homosexuality. I married a woman twenty years ago. At the time I thought I […]

Lying on my back and raising my legs, I use plenty of lube to massage and loosen up my arsehole. With […]

The first principle of this Phallic philosophy is that this Penis is alive. As a man, you carry between your legs […]

Every image we share is more than just a visual—it’s an invitation to delve deeper into the rich tapestry of HaPenis […]

When no one is looking, I swallow, deserts and clouds, and chew on mountains knowing they are sweet! When no one […]

I enjoy being objectified, especially for my penis. I love when someone focuses on my penis so much that they forget […]

Derived from Old English, “arse” is such a great sounding word. I love the resonance of rolling the “ar” before resolving […]

I LOVE the sauna. It’s my favourite place for getting nude and having a wank. Many times I’m alone but sometimes […]

Deep in the woods, where nature meets raw masculinity, Workman Simon is always hard at work. This latest series for the […]

Shadows can indicate what’s shining bright but it’s the sun which fills your soul with light. Shadows like late-night chat make […]

I turn 79 next week. I LOVE my LOVENSE Edge 2! If you’ve never had a prostate orgasm before you are […]

HaPenis is a device to “calculate” the astronomy of the spirit. Look through that astrolabe and become oceanic. Why this distracted […]

I don’t know about where you live Richard butt, here in the UK if a man is suffering from depression he […]

(YET SOMEHOW UNEXPECTED) he arrived THE GUEST… the heart trembling “WHO’S THERE?” and soul responding “THE MOON…” came into the house […]