i knew this guy years ago. Hardcore Yorkshireman with the fattest cock you could imagine. Every time he had a piss, he would finish by leaving his cock dangling and go to the wash basin, wash his cock, give it a really good shake, put it back in his pants, and wash his hands. Most men who seen his ritual could not contain themselves. he was made all sorts of unbelievable propositions. He had absolutely no intention of “going for a ride”, but he simple craved the attention. I think it made him happy.
Guys who stand at a urinal with a hardon mostly want to be noticed – so I’ve discovered. When younger I was intimidated by the sight when standing next to the guy, so I’d keep quiet, make no comment. Recently I’ve gotten braver, give him a brief compliment, like”Nice one, buddy” just to see his reaction. On 2 occasions in the last few years this ended up with one dude letting me blow him out in the parking lot and with one married guy coming home with me. Guys like compliments – as long as you’re not too obviously gay in your mannerisms and just say it matter-of factly. Most of the responses are just a grunt or a remark about him being “horny” and then just zipping up and moving on. So far, never anything hostile of insulting. – Fowler
I must admit that I’m not proud that I feel a mix of pity and contempt for the guys who cringe into a corner of the urinals so as to avoid observation at all costs. And maybe also that they don’t succumb to the temptation to look.
I always try to sneak peeks and I also don’t stand too close to the porcelain, so if anyone wants to have a look, they can.
Old fashioned unscreened piss-troughs are best.
I say that I’m not proud because I used to be among the pee-shy crowd, so I guess I could show more empathy.
I became pee-shy about the time that I discovered wanking.
That was the first time my foreskin could be rolled back, when I was manipulating it on the way to my first cumm.
Somehow I thought that anyone who saw my cock skinned-back to piss would know that I was a wanker, and I was deeply ashamed of that (at the time!)
One time I went into the gents at a remote lay-by.
A guy positioned himself next to me and at the same instant another guy went into the cubicle. He was playing with his flaccid cock and looking at me and smirking.
Some sixth sense told me that it was an entrapment setup by the cops, and the other officer, for I’m sure I’m right, was posted to be the witness.
I just gruffly muttered, ‘not me, pal’, zipped up and got the fuck out of there.
More recently I’ve seen a guy wanking very openly in motorway services toilet, and a while ago, before the refurbishment, I could see a guy in the gents toilet at Liverpool Street station having a good wank – I could see him from the concourse!
I’m always a bit shocked and enthralled at the same time, to see that.
Doesn’t happen often enough!
Heading to Provincetown one august, two friends and I stopped to take a leak at a rest stop on the CT turnpike. It was very busy with Men moving in and out of a large men’s room with a long row of urinals on the left wall.
Immediately, we all saw the same thing while noticing a man ushering his little boy out. There was a fella at the urinal 3/4 of the way toward the end of the row of urinals with the most enormous thick long erection and he was jerking off while standing a bit away from the urinal.
Most Men seemed to not even notice, go figure!!! There was continuous traffic of Men in and out of this restroom. Summer travelers.
We were on vacation so having fun and we could not stop laughing. I knew, had I not been with my friends, that dude and I would have been up to something together even if just showing off! I recall thinking about that quite a lot for a time after that. A missed opportunity.
Fortunately I had many opportunities to come.
I lost track of how many Men seemed to never have had anyone give them such a compliment: ” Nice big dick man”. This was ALWAYS appreciated and the reply was “thanks”. I often thought that some of the straight Men I hooked up with seemed a bit turned on by my big thick hard dick even if they had no intention of doing anything with it. That by itself was a HUGE turn on.
One regular buddy at an ABS said when we met, ” I don’t suck”.
I said, that’s ok. During a later encounter with him, he did suck my dick and very well. He couldn’t help himself. Can’t blame him. This dude and I had similar sized equipment and we loved to frot for a long time. Leaking precum, alternately blowing each other, teasing and edging our HaPenis. When Men Gods get super turned on, anything is possible!
What can I say…I have always been keen on toilet cruising. I cannot tell you the number of dicks I have sucked to completion…or been fucked against the urinal or in a cubicle! Daisy chains, group sex multiple cumm loads you name it I have had it. Glory holes saunas you name it.
One good story though was I had to be at an estate agents to get the keys to a flat we had just bought….under the railway station at London Bridge there were two toilets,,,one was just a couple of urinals the other was much larger on the Jamaica Road side. I was early so took a stroll to the loo was not in there long when a guy I assume was about 6o came in. He unzipped and out flopped the most enormously thick long dick. I am not kidding it was as long as my forearm. Well you can guess I was on my knees trying to get this monster in my mouth. He said no I want to fuck you…it was just impossible he had got rigid and even bigger. He tried his hardest, wet it, wet my ass..we tried buy it was just too big. Gave him the biggest kiss ever and thanked him for trying.
That my friends is a true story. I have many more and to be honest most of these exploits took place in South London. Yes the 80s and 90s were just great for sex.
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