The phrase “Cock on the Rocks” could be used in a playful or humorous manner to describe a cocktail that is being served over ice. It might also carry a double entendre, as “cock” is a slang term for a rooster but can also refer colloquially to the male genitalia. Fell free to add your Cock on the Rocks art below.

I love a cock on the rocks both the alcoholic drink over ice and the warm schlong variety. Rocks at beaches are often the best places to sunbathe. Like some lizard I like to bask in their reflected heat and often at the edge of a bay, provide shelter or shade, sun or elevation. Mostly I like them because you get a good view of the bay and all who bask on the sand below. Often the rocks provide a more discrete area to play and many men stretch their legs during a day sunbathing and amble around the rocks inspecting the little pools and shellfish, but mostly for bumping into other blokes who need a bit of casual relief by a tug or a suck. Sometimes even an arse fuck which can be nice in the raw of nature rising and falling with the swell of the waves. DH Lawrence himself couldn’t create a better scene for outdoor sex fueled by the life giving vitamin D of a hot midsummer sun. That afterglow of sunburn and drained balls at the end of the day makes a man thirsty for a cold beer at sundown and a sound sleep of a satisfied satyr. – BoB

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  1. I love a cock on the rocks both the alcoholic drink over ice and the warm schlong variety. Rocks at beaches are often the best places to sunbathe. Like some lizard I like to bask in their reflected heat and often at the edge of a bay, provide shelter or shade, sun or elevation. Mostly I like them because you get a good view of the bay and all who bask on the sand below. Often the rocks provide a more discrete area to play and many men stretch their legs during a day sunbathing and amble around the rocks inspecting the little pools and shellfish, but mostly for bumping into other blokes who need a bit of casual relief by a tug or a suck. Sometimes even an arse fuck which can be nice in the raw of nature rising and falling with the swell of the waves. DH Lawrence himself couldn’t create a better scene for outdoor sex fueled by the life giving vitamin D of a hot midsummer sun. That afterglow of sunburn and drained balls at the end of the day makes a man thirsty for a cold beer at sundown and a sound sleep of a satisfied satyr.

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