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My lube of choice for masturbation is an oil based “moisturizer” called Albolene. It is somewhere between Vaseline, which is too thick, and mineral oil which is too thin. It can be found in the facial area in most major drug stores. I first heard about it about 4 or 5 years ago from an online friend. I had been jacking with the normal things that you grow up with, like lotion. But a few hours of jacking with that gets pretty old. It dries up or gets glopped up on my hand or penis. When I found out about it I was living abroad, so had to wait until I returned. One of the first things I did when I returned was search out Albolene, and I haven’t turned back since. Currently I have 3 jars going: one near the bed, and 2 in the masturbation room. Now just the thought of dipping my fingers in the jar and spreading it on my cock excites me. The label excites me. Seeing the grease excites me. Even a few spare pubic hairs stuck in the jar is hot. I pretty much get off even thinking about my masturbation. – From Ball Stretchers, Cock Rings and Albolene

I have tried so many different ‘dick creams’ over the years. Albolene is definately the best. I’m a massage therapist and used Biotone advanced massage cream for my clients and discovered because it lasts a long time when performing massage, that it did the same thing during my sessions. Like many, I’ve tried Vasiline, and several lotions, but nothing works like Albolene. I think it might tend to break down some of my rubber cock rings, but it is worth it. – n2handjobs

What makes it best is it’s super slippery, lasts forever, NO ODOR WHATSOEVER (no evidence for us married guys), never dries out, wipes off easy. For we circumcised guys, the lubricated intensity of gliding over the head is un comparable. Albolene keeps your penis from getting irritated from friction like in long dry masturbating session, and keeps it soft and moist – which is important with the head to keep it sensitive as possible. A jar lasts forever, really. You gotta try it. – Anon

I first encountered Albolene at a jack-off club I belonged to in New York in the 90s. It was the organizers’ preferred lube. We all scooped out of the same communal jars placed around the club and stroked our own and each other’s cocks for hours, frequently shooting multiple loads in one steamy cum-drenched night. Good times. – Jonathan 10011

Got some last time I was in the US…. WOW….LOVE IT…. I had not really been into using lubricant before butt this changes everything. Absolutely love it. Rationing it now because I know I will actually cry like a sissy when I have used it all up. I am dreading the day I cumm to the last drop of that silky smooth moist pussy slide juice – coz I just cant bear to be without it and you cant buy it here in Australia. Wish we could. – BoB