Over time, professionals in both physical and mental health have, sometimes grudgingly, had to agree that semen is beneficial in so many ways, on so many levels, as is the method of obtaining it. As the chart above states (I have painstakingly fact-checked this info) semen helps fight depression and is a general mood booster (especially if it’s your own!). Physically, it makes you sleep better, lowers your blood pressure and is definitely a great multi-vitamin, containing vitamins C, B12, ascorbic acid, calcium, citric acid, lactic acid, fructose and hundreds of different proteins, not to mention dozens of important trace minerals like magnesium, zinc, potassium, sodium. Now you tell me which you’d rather have; a lousy multi-vite gummy?…..
Or a big, sloppy throatful of hot cum from that worked out daddy that cornered you in the weight room? Yeah, I thought so. Such a pig… OINK! – Leo
I prefer to take all my vitamins and minerals up the arse
Semen really is the answer.
Wait, are you telling me that there are actually cocksuckers out there who DON’T SWALLOW THEIR PRIZE? Are they INSANE?