Kilt Propaganda

24 photos that show why men should wear kilts Thanks Seb for this grand collection of Cocks o’ the North. Always a fan of my draughty kilt, I find my good swinging low hangers rubbed raw by the rough woollen fabric – all, 16oz, 8 dick here

Become a HaPenis Coach

The A-Z of Penis Massage was developed by Mr Seb Cox (the editor of this site. It is based on his many years knowledge, expertise and experience as a leading male masseur. One particular joy of this massage is that it can be given in dick here

Cockburn and Cumming

As a roundhead, the rough woolen cloth of my kilt rubs my head so much my little pecker shrinks back into a miniature cavalier position and my whole scrotum tightens up to a defensive position – as if I am about to go into battle dick here

Scottish Piper

Scottish Kilted Piper busking in windy Manchester. A gust of window lifts his kilt exposing his big floppy cock and gorgeous arse cheeks.

An Almighty Pair of Scottish Arses.

How to build a  man butt! The kilted coaches talk you through the type of workout required for getting great glutes. This is a bit of a cheeky workout in more ways than one. After telling viewers just how you can work your way to dick here

chew mah banger

Scottish slang words for penis include, boabie, little weener, tadger, mah banger, gogan, wanger, wehbe lanyard, Whalluper, and bod. Bod is actually the celtic word for penis.

Under his Kilt

One of my naughtiest fantasies is a guy wearing a kilt. He can be as old as 50 and above. He and I are at a secret place, he gives a sexy smile then he reveals what’s under his kilt. Masculinity and a smile that’s dick here

The Loch Ness Monster

Mr Cox – it might be that I’m two Martini’s down and the dinner is burned. But that purple headed monster is just the sort of banger and mash I’m craving. Where’s the gravy old fella? Bi whose hand is this delightful proud son of dick here