The CRY BABY : Wank yourself in the usual manner and cry at the same time. Let yourself go and have a really good winge as you wank. When I am really stressed or upset about something this really helps to relax me. Always results in a very powerful orgasm. Make sure you taste the results you will be surprised. This is a guide to make your spunk taste like honey. Really, try it.

Yes, I am crying,

although I am a man

But has not a man eyes?

Has not a man hands, limbs, heart,

Thoughts and passions?

Does he not live by the same food?

Is he not wounded by the same weapons:

Warmed and cooled by the same summer

And winter as a woman?

If you prick us do we not bleed?

If you tickle us do we not laugh?

If you poison us, do we not die?

Why should a man be forbidden to

Complain, or a soldier to weep

Because it is unmanly?

Why is it unmanly?

(Johan August, 1849–1912, Swedish dramatist and novelist)