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i was reading a discussion on some website, i think it might have been masturbating pastors, discussing the strange occurrence of cannabis smokers wanting to worship huge old cocks when high. This bloke wrote ‘I’m quite a hardcore pothead, I feel very heterosexual, i am very attracted to girls and not at all to men when sober, but when I get high I just want to gntly touch a big cock. He asked if anyone else happened to have the same effects? He said that it was just curiosity, not that it really bothers him since he was still attracted to girls while high, but that he sometimes feel weirded by male friends with whom he don’t usually feel attracted to..  He was wondering if he was bisexual or high sexual. Please leave a reply for him. .

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i need relief! every day is the constant battle with what i want.. and what i beieve is right. In less than a month i will be an 19yr old with a deep secret. im afraid im gay…i hav had a girlfriend for 18 months now and i cant connect with her. being raised a christian and still being one, i am so confused.. streched.. lost..i dont know what to do, or where im at? i live in south brisbane australia and need answers. as all this is the biggest secret of my entire life, i keep discreet. plz help. mitch

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find a close friend like I have that you trust and will be friends with for the rest of your life. david and jonathon were best friends and love each other in all ways. you still date women and should marry and have children, but you should have a specal friend to get away with and enjoy man to man time. You can come here and we can be best friends and enjoy each other from time to time. Peace, jase 

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www.jasonanddemarco.com are tremendous gay christian music artist and can help you. I am gay and a christian and came out 12 years ago and am glad I did. You can be gay and christian. Don’t dispair and whatever you do, don’t give up. Bob 

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 Mitch, Just relax. You have plenty of time to figure this out. You do not have to decide–just explore and be open to the possibilty of what is right for you. You will or probably already know in you heart. It is okay to be gay and there is help out there I am sure even downunder. Look for a gay and lesbian youth group for support and for help about coming out if you decide to do so.. Gary, USA

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HEy Mitch I kmow how you feel i was raised a chiristian too but around 7th grade i started realizing men in a different way but it was hard for me to believe that i was gay. but then i started realizing that god loves everybody and if he was the true god they talk about in the bible then youll go to heaven. But if you think your gay come out to close friends,theyll love you no matter what but stay in your comfort zone dont think now that your gay you have to come out to the world take babysteps and youll be alright. any more questions yoiu can email me Jake P

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Hi Mitch, I can understand your gay secret,i suggest you get in touch with your local (MCC) Metropolitan Community Church and have a talk . It is OK to be a christian and gay as i am, and Jesus does not discriminate its only the main line christian churches . Have a look at this web site and listen to the first 3 minute video www.wouldjesusdiscriminate.com and also the sydney MCC website is www.mccsydney.org  Best Wishes, Dick Watson

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being gay isnt an evil thing, ive been gay all my life and i am happy with who i am. my boyfriend loves me and i love him. give it a try and you may be the happiest you have ever been. buzz

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HI Seb,

I just bought cock pump and just arrived yesterday.

I bought the one for the beginner, my questions are:
– is it safe to use cock pump?
– will it damage the tissue and the blood vessel on my cock?,
– does it really would make my cock bigger? or perhaps slightly bigger??

Thanks Seb, sorry for the silly questions.

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Hello M8, it’s actually a really good question. Here in the Uk cock pumps are still prescribed by the National Health Service as a treatment for some men with erectile dysfunction. So I am assuming the are safe for most men to use. The NHS claim that after using a vacuum pump, nine out of 10 men are able to have sex, regardless of the cause of their ED. This makes them more successful than viagra in the treatment od ED.

Make sure you buy a good quality pump with a release valve. Before you pump spend about 10 minutes massaging your cock with lots of coconut oil. Bring your self to erection, and then let your cock go flaccid and put it inside, and pump until there is a seal. Respect your cock, if you over pump you could cause injury. When you are finished your session wash your cock with really cold water, and then warm water. Finally massage a tablespoon of natural honey into your cock and let it hang to dry.

According to Professor Kevan Wylie, a consultant in sexual medicine at the University of Sheffield, “There is very little evidence that these devices cause any significant long-term gain in size. Which means that there is some eveidence that they do make your cock bigger. Do your own research, let me know how you get on. Happy pumping. Mr Cox

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Although it was in ancient times called the wally wally exercise, Seb Cox like’s to call it the jolly lolly. Before you get started with this cock workout ritual you need to drink a lot of water. To begin you always need to do some warm up and cock stretching EXERCISES. Using a hot face cloth apply heat to your cock and squeeze slowly, STRETCHING your cock away from your balls. Tell yourself how amazing you are. Have a jug of hot water convenient so you can repeat this as required. Take brakes as you need to have a piss. Once you’ve started and are into a really good flow, stop pissing. Pull your cock forward from the base and give it a really good flutter. Don’t worry about some drops going on the floor. Then continue, as soon as you are back into a good flow, stop, and repeat the PROCESS. The muscle you are using to stop pissing is called your PC flutter muscle. Learn to exercise this muscle, as it really helps you to have much stronger EJACULATIONS. You can also exercise it when your not pissing. Make yourself comfortable sitting on the edge of the chair. Become aware of your breathing, remember the more you breathe the more pleasure you rreceive Massage your cock fully erect. Now hang a small towel over your cock and contract the muscles to make the erection stand all the way up against the resistance of the towel. Hold the up position for 1 to 8 seconds. Do 18 to 81 reps. This exercise though mostly for the PC flutter muscle, will also strongly other local muscles.old hung man exposes his huge dick

These contractions stop the muscle from shortening. As you get stronger add weight by wetting the towel or by using a larger towel. Take brakes as you need to have a piss. Once you’ve started and are into a really good flow, stop pissing. Pull your cock forward from the base and give it a really good flutter  Don’t worry about some drops going on the floor. Then continue, as soon as you are back into a good flow, stop, and repeat the process. The muscle you are using to stop pissing is called your PC flutter muscle. Learn to exercise this muscle, as it really helps you to have much stronger ejacualtions. You can also exercise it when your not pissing. My record is 81 stops and shakes during one piss. Can you beat that? Massage olive oil mixed with 9 drops of tybra aromas into your fattening cock. Take your cock and slap it around gently. Slap it more than 30 times, onto your right leg and and then on left leg. Make sure you cover your balls with your other hand. Using your thumb and a finger, squeeze the base of the cock shaft slowly and sensually pull down to the head of your cock. Repeat, at least 81 times with alternating hands. Make sure each stroke last about 3.14 seconds. When your cock becomes SEMI-ERECT, make an “O” shape with your thumb and forefinger of your left hand. Tighten the “O” firmly around the base of your beauty. Starting from the base, pull your cock firmly away from your body, shaking it furiously. This will make the head of your cock expand. Now change to your right hand and do the same thing, starting from the base and stretching downward to the head. Alternate both hands in a “milking” motion, touching upon every part of the penis except the head. Don’t forget to shake furiously. Cuntinue this for 20 minutes everyday. Always finish with ten minutes of gently massage your cock. Then place your cock in a bowl of warm water for another few minutes.

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A Pastor in A Bapist Church in the US has ordered Naked Old Christian Men to Only Think About Jesus While Masturbating.

The church which has recently lowered the allowable age of masturbation to 65 for recent widowers. “We really had no choice,” noted a tired and distraught Pastor Deacon Fred. We don’t ignore the parts we don’t like, as the John 3:16 pseudo-Christians do, nor do we add to the Bible, like those Pope-loving Catholics The new policy is not without its limitations, however. “While the Bible does not outlaw masturbation, it severely restricts the circumstances under which it may occur,” noted Pastor Deacon Fred. The first restriction is that no gentleman will be permitted to reach the stage of ejaculation. “The Bible is very clear that a man’s seed is for copulation only,” noted Pastor. “In fact, the Bible says that when Onan chose not to copulate and instead released his seed on the ground, God was so angry that he struck Onan dead (Genesis 38:9-10). The last thing we need is some media scandal as reporters click photos of colored janitors removing corpses from Landover restrooms.” Recognizing that a few men may err and sin by not stopping in time, the new policy requires all who decide to participate in the act to register with Pastor Deacon Fred. Specially made Tupperware seed-containers will be signed out of his office by Mrs. Watkins who will be keeping a record to guard against overuse. The sinner must catch his mistake in his numbered container before it reaches the ground. All containers are to be returned to Mrs. Watkins within one hour of check-out. The contents will be collected each week in a larger vat and provided to Mary Lou’s Christian Salon where it will be used to treat dry, scaly skin.

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The second restriction is that no man will be permitted to have any sexual thoughts during the process. “The apostles told us repeatedly that Jesus forbids lust, since sex is for baby-making, not anxiety release,” continued Pastor. “We are to ‘abstain from fleshly lusts’ (1 Peter 2:11) and ‘flee also youthful lusts’ (2 Timothy 2:22), for lust ‘bringeth forth death’ (James 1:15). And more to the point for those debauched divorcees, Matthew told us that ‘whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart’ (Matthew 5:28). This means that masturbation of an erect organ can occur only if the erection is naturally-induced, such as by the morning sun or an overfilled bladder.” Pastor Deacon Fred then concluded, “The only way to masturbate without lust is to keep your mind on Christ at all times.”

The new policy instantly drew the ire of countless Landover members. Longstanding church member, Mrs. Judy O’Christian, was incensed. Despite being a woman, Mrs. O’Christian was allowed to speak since the press conference was held outside the chapel. “As co-chairs of the Ladies of Landover Welcoming Committee, Sister Taffy and I have to greet all new church members,” she pleaded. “This policy means we will have to destroy our silk gloves every time we shake hands with a male member . . . ah, church member, that is. Halston doesn’t sell accessories in six-packs, you know.”

Pastor Deacon Fred attempted to assuage the ladies’ concerns. “This policy will in no way open the floodgates, so to speak. Punishment for violations of the new restrictions will be swift and certain. The Bible says that if a part of our body offends us, we must cut it off (Matthew 5:29-30). Any man found to have engaged in sexual thoughts during the process, or to have reached full fruition without capturing the full emission, will have his organ severed and his preferred hand amputated. And every man will know that when that happens, his destiny is Hell, for as God told us: “He that is wounded in the stones or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord” (Deuteronomy 23:1). Rest assured, God takes no stock in the Satanic adage: “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.”.