There is a whole new industry developing at the moment. It’s an industry that is telling men that they are becoming addicted to porn. It’s an industry of frustrated therapies and therapists. They would like to make men believe that watching porn and wanking is wrong. They would like you to feel initially just a tiny tiny tiny little bit guilty. Then they have planted their “seed”, and they will then leave you to grow in their manure. The fruition of course is that eventually you will blossom into a fully paying member of their philosophy club. It’s always the same ritual; you sit and talk about the most amazing porn you have seen on the internet. You explain that it allow you reach orgasmic levels that you will never be able to repeat in your sex-life. You tell them in minute detail about some of your favourite scenes, you know the one’s that really get you off. And they simply sit and listen. And you know m8; you pay the same price that would have payed for a visit to a tantric masseur. What did you achieve? What did you get for your fucking money.
There is a cure for addiction to internet porn. It’s very simple; spend 20 minutes everyday practicing your erotic performance. Don’t simply sit there and wank like a monkey. Get your favorite porn on a huge screen, put on your ipod and dance and wank. Spin yourself as fast as you can. Spin yourself until you are so dizzy that you fall down. Breathe deeply and when you feel ready get up and repeat the entire performance, making each even better than the last time. If you cunt-in-U to feel in any way guilty about practicing your erotic performance, you need to spin in a pattern of 81 times to the right, and then 81 times to the left. You could even film your performance. Celebrate your inner slut. Celebrate your porn and wanking addiction. Listen m8, you really are an exceptional wanker; your performances are absolutely amazing. You have the most beautifully fattening cock. Perhaps you should think about becoming your own “fucking therapist”. You know that therapist we mentioned earlier, ever wandered what they did after you have unloaded your most intimate sexual knowledge in an hour.
THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH WANKING TO PORN, IS THE QUALITY OF WHATS AVAILABLE ON THE INTERNET. 99.9% OF IT IS AS ABSOLUTELY USEFUL AS A USED CONDOM. IF MEN WERE ABLE TO ACCESS SLIGHTLY MORE INTELLIGENT CORE, THEY WOULD NOT HAVE TO SPEND HALF THE NIGHT FINDING SOMETHING THAT COULD ACTUALLY GET THEM OFF. METAPHYSICALLY SPEAKING, SCIENCE CLEARLY SHOW US THAT WANKING IS GOOD FOR YOU. IT CAN EVEN PREVENT CANCER. SO WOULD YOU RATHER BE AT YOUR COMPUTER WITH YOUR SPLENDID COCK IN YOUR HAND, OR DEAD, THE CHOICE, MY BROTHERS, IS UP TO YOU. BUTT, DON’T SIT AT YOUR COMPUTER WANKING LIKE A WALLY, GET UP OFF YOUR FUCKING FAT ARSE AND DANCE. THATS THE WAY TO WATCH PORN. HAPPY DAYS > MR COX