You might want to get dressed. The landlord is here. She said something about me not being on the lease, so, […]
Straight Married Horny?
My favorite flavor of men is straight, married and horny. Best sex ever hands down. A look, a glance, admiration, longing […]
HaPenis Furniture
“HaPenis Furniture” as a response to Spanish photographer David Blazquez’s pioneering work Masculine Furniture, presented in his debut solo exhibition in […]
Harfaggerson Haakon
A legend that originated in Norway from the year 1001 AD presents a simple and effective method of penile health and […]
Locker Room Nudes
No matter the age, I’ve noticed that over 90% of the men at my gym change under a towel or change […]
Othul Xhosa
Hi, I am writing this from a very rural village in South Africa, I am really the only gay in this […]
April Tool
April arrives like a HaPenis whisper, semi soft and full of promise. Use your most gentle touch ever to waken your […]
Rule : 80-20
The popular media has been commenting a lot recently on the “80-20 rule”, which claims that 80% of women are attracted […]
Appearing A Fool?
To laugh is to risk appearing a fool, To weep is to risk appearing sentimental. To reach out to another is […]
Sex Is Art
For the readers of the HaPenis Project, “Sex is art” is a perspective that elevates sexual expression to the level of […]
Life Begins At 50
I love this website. Such beautiful men and their beautiful private parts. I know I’m not alone. I didn’t ask for […]
My Cocksucking Philosophy
1. I ADMIT it – I’m a cocksucker. It’s that simple. From the moment I wake up in the morning I […]
The Five Senses
There is so much more to sex than orgasm. The prelude of touch, smell, sight, caress and all of the senses […]
A God Wanking
I have slowly cumm to the conclusion that the only thing that really matters in this life is that you are […]
Homo Stereo?
When I was an impressionable boy, the only homosexual stereotypes in popular circulation were the likes of Larry Grayson (“Shut that […]