The Cumm Videos

Most of my time watching porn and jerking off is spent figuring out which video I want to actually cumm to. […]

Go Fuck Yourself

“I originally wanted to call my book Go Fuck Yourself, but figured the publishing world might not appreciate the humor—or the […]

Sildenafil 24/7

First 12 minutes. The body quickly absorbs Sildenafil and it’s found some men get an erection within 12 minutes of popping […]

Symbolic Masturbation

“As soon as he arrives, everyone falls silent. It is like when you’re walking in the country and the crickets mysteriously […]

Supreme Pleasure

Reaching the joy swollen gland Powers of seeing expand, And there is joy and laughter; From joy, buds of pure pleasure […]

Master Bates

The name “Master Bates” has also been the source of unintentional humor and double entendre, as it sounds similar to the […]

Daddy Damon

I am so addicted to beating my meat on the Internet. I can no longer get an erection or ejaculate unless […]

Shirt Lifter

I’m trying to find the Origin and History of the term “Shirt Lifter”. I know it was used in Australia and here […]

A Ritual of Empowerment

For readers of the HaPenis Project, there’s a deep, visceral power in the act of wanking and praying. It’s more than […]

Daily MediBation

I am a mature and experienced wanker and and make time daily for my long meditation and masturbation. I wank regularly […]

Are Erections Contagious?

Ah, the age-old physiological question: “Are erections contagious?” While it might not be the kind of “contagion” you’d find in medical […]

Imagine

You may say I’m a dreamer But I’m not the only one I hope someday you’ll join us And the world […]

Male Orgasm

The subject of male orgasm seems to be almost forbidden in western society. If I wanted to talk to any of my friends […]

Mature Masturbation

Sometimes the art of masturbation is like fine wine, You nurture it over time and you will reap the rewards . […]

Shower Bating

Masturbating in the shower is a common practice among men, with surveys indicating that approximately 60-70% have done so at some […]