HaPenis Etiquette

8 Replies to “HaPenis Etiquette”

  1. There are so many ways to casually flirt with a man about his crotch without sounding queer, or dare I say, sissified. For instance:
    • “Wow…..that’s quite the package you’re hauling”
    • “And to think, bitches say that size doesn’t matter……uh-huh!”
    • “Careful….you might poke somebody’s eyes with that!”
    • “It’s guys like you that make me feel pee shy, even today!”
    • “Whoever’s getting that, I say, “Good on you!”
    • “Dang…that”s almost worth committing a felony, and going to jail for!”

  2. As a straight married guy, who experienced that fraternal camaraderie of jerking off with friends when I was in junior high in high school, I’ve always been comfortable being naked around other guys in the gym locker room, at home, or in the Rugby house when I was in college. I’ve never considered the fact that I might be looked at by other guys in a sexual way as being of any concern to me, always joking that it just proved that it was attractive to both sexes. I have what I have always considered to be a decent sized dick, I’ve always been comfortable being naked, but always thought that the “shower v. grower” paradigm would cut against me if tested, until a couple weeks ago. Another married guy that I have worked out alongside for several years caught me off guard in the locker room the other day when I came out of the shower with a semi hard on, which I wasn’t cognizant enough about to try to hide. My buddy had just finished getting undressed, looked at me and said, “don’t take this the wrong way, but you’ve got an amazing looking cock and you’re massive.” It caught me off guard, but i said “thank you, but you’re packing too” and immediately went full staff; seeing me hard made him go hard too. We stood there for a few seconds staring at each other’s hard dicks before I returned the compliment. He headed to the shower, walked towards me with his hand out so that he could touch my dick as he walked by (while giving me plenty of time to step back if I didn’t want it) and said “not as much as you are, clearly.” The feeling as he touched my dick was electric. We’ve been working out together since the pandemic lockdowns started, have seen each other naked several times and have even showered in the same gang shower together without getting aroused or even close to complimenting each other; this was the first honest compliment I think I may have ever received.

  3. Thanks Stan(ok to use short version?) & John,

    I agree that it’s definitely a compliment. I was thinking about the ettiquette of being naked in the locker room or the sauna and a dude is schwinging his haPenis. So of course I’m looking at more than a bulge and really get the urge to tell him that I’m looking and liking what I see!

    Really keen what all you blokes think about it, pervy or plauditory??

  4. Or, You can’t hide that thing either”.
    These days, men are so much more likely to take a damn compliment like a man rather than get their briefs in a bunch in some fake panic mode.

    Love yourself. Tell yourself you are the amazing man that you are.
    Men are gods with superpowers. Penis is one of many.

    1. If I want to chat inn the sauna/locker room I’ll usually say “how many years in the gym did it take to build those muscles mate ?” …. I usually get a positive reply and then I’ll say “your hard work has paid off well, and everything is in proportion, including your manhood, ha ha ha, …. well done fella ” This usually gets a humorous reply, and a jokey/blokey conversation starts …. just take it from there …. at this point I’ll most likely get a semi, and this sometimes is remarked upon, and often is reciprocated !!! …. at which point I’ll begin to fondle myself until totally hard …. the rest is always a good encounter !!!

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