Master Bates – The HaPenis

Slow Wanking

Jerking off with your hand flying up and down is fucking ridiculous. I feel my cock and balls with slow, horny […]

I Am A Wanker

Don’t get me wrong I like all the spectrum of gay sex but the label never felt totally honest to me. […]

Healthy & Rejuvenated

I absolutely agree with this article. Well written and true. I learned this long ago and also have heard of studies […]

The Five Senses

There is so much more to sex than orgasm. The prelude of touch, smell, sight, caress and all of the senses […]

Kinbaku Shibari

Kinbaku and Shibari are both Japanese rope bondage practices that involve intricate tying techniques. While the terms are sometimes used interchangeably, […]

Supreme Pleasure

Reaching the joy swollen gland. Powers of seeing expand, And there is joy and laughter; From joy, buds of pure pleasure […]

Go Fuck Yourself

“I originally wanted to call my book Go Fuck Yourself, but figured the publishing world might not appreciate the humor—or the […]

(Xperiment 23)

I have masturbated in front of somebody else. I think it is a turn on to show them what feels good […]

The Cumm Videos

Most of my time watching porn and jerking off is spent figuring out which video I want to actually cumm to. […]

A Daily Practice

Submit to a daily practice. Your loyalty to that is a ring at the door. Keep knocking, and the joy inside […]

Not Into Edging

I’m not into edging because when the actual orgasm happens it’s a total anticlimax, and sometimes I almost feel nothing. Only […]

Mirror Wanking

To benefit more from mirror wanking make sure you focus on the parts of your HaPenis you enjoy the most. Be […]

Immortal Technique

“I jerk off inside books and give life to words. Leaving concepts stuck together you probably never heard (what?) I love […]

Begging 4 Release

For more years than I care to remember, I’ve always enjoyed having my body and/or genitals touched and massaged, especially by […]