HaPenis Nuts

Eating 60g of walnuts, hazelnuts and almonds each day could increase sexual dreams and give men better orgasms. Spanish researchers claim men reported having a better sex life with the addition of two large handfuls of nuts a day. Scientists believe the nutrients in the nuts help transmit signals to the penis which boost sensitivity and performance. Antioxidants – abundant in nuts – also benefit the cardiovascular system, and healthy blood circulation is linked to an increased libido. Other trials, including one by experts at the University of California, Los Angeles, have found eating nuts can be a beneficial aid to sperm quality. It revealed sperm shape, movement and vitality improved in men who added walnuts to their diet over 12 weeks. The fatty acids found in these nuts are thought to have helped sperm development, but it is not clear if this would improve male fertility. – Source

20 Replies to “HaPenis Nuts”

  1. “NUTS!”

    – One word response by US Army General McAulliffe to German Wermacht messenger, refusing their demand for immediate surrender at the Battle of the Bulge, 1944.

  2. Ode to his sweet balls

    How can I compare thee,? I cannot, nay!
    Thy fragrance can I only celebrate!
    Cold winds may shake those darling buds of May,
    But from my fondling they will never break,
    and tasting them is just like quaffing wine
    as I lick past them, to the very rim.
    Sweet place to suck. But only you’re divine!
    Against my cheek you rub your fur, untrimmed.
    Then, my legs splayed, you bounce while I get laid,
    thwacking softly against me with each thrust.
    You give your all, life-force that never fades,
    as you shrivel to mere nuts, as you must.
    But now you’ve relaxed, lolling there, I see,
    I long to stroke and hold you close to me.

  3. Good grief. Now I know I’m in the right place here at the Hapenis Project. I just this minute finished reading an article about the value of eating nuts to curb cravings for unhealthy carbs. And of course what instantly popped into my mind is my new found interest in the absolute beauty of a man’s scrotum.

    So as part of my daily ritual I checked out today’s blog…

    and…

    Lo and behold, Scrotums and Gonads galore!!! LOL

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