You might want to get dressed. The landlord is here. She said something about me not being on the lease, so, I bit her. WooF WooF WooF
“Why do you stay in prison when the door is so wide open? Move outside the tangle of fear-thinking. The entrance door to the sanctuary is inside you.” – Rumi
Walking your dog can facilitate an introduction to other men, especially dog-walkers whom you might encounter regularly. As a man approaches, lowering your head, as though looking down at your dog, allows you to furtively gaze at the bulging crotch coming towards you. As the man draws closer, you can make direct eye-contact and offer a friendly nod, smile or greeting: “How you doing, sexy brother?”. As the man walks on, your dog will hopefully stop to sniff the verge, which allows you to loiter and ogle the man’s retreating arse. You might even see him glancing back at you! Encountering the same man regularly affords you the opportunity to build your acquaintance and initiate friendship. And if, by chance, you happen to meet your new buddy in a social setting such as the pub, you have an immediate connection to strike up a conversation and develop your relationship further. With a bit of luck, your canine best friend could even lead to some hapenis for your other best friend.