3 thoughts on “pissing with prince albert dad-bear”
Basically, yeah, gotta sit down forever.
To piss standing up, some guys get the hang of turning the ring and pissing at a sort of an angle, they can get relatively good at not pissing on themselves like 95% of the time… but that 5% means that every few weeks, you’ll get a spray of piss right there on your jeans/etc. that makes it look like you pissed on yourself… which is what you just did, actually! surprise1
And if you stop wearing the jewelry, raaarely does the hole fully close up. And you can put your finger over the hole, but *that* has its own 5%-which-is-too-much failure rate.
And having sex or jerking off can be A Problem– you might not like jerking off with it in (I don’t), or your partner might not like the feel of you wearing it (I’m not even going to suggest even trying)…
Or maybe things are great!… until one day somebody’s blowing you and they *chip a tooth* and and and.
So you take it out now and then (or to jerk off, namely: at least daily), but when you take out the PA, eventually you WILL drop the bead (or segment)… and now you get to stop whatever you were doing and look around the floor to see where it rolled away to– which is never what you want to spend any time doing, anywhere.
A PA can look pretty hot, but it’s going to be a definite hassle, whether you wear the jewelry, or for years later after you stop wearing it.
A *lot* of guys will tell you that their only regret in getting their PA is that they didn’t get it done sooner– but, well, those are guys who simply got used to always sitting down to piss so they don’t give it a second thought anymore, or who don’t care if they get some piss on their pants “only just occasionally.”
But yeah, it does look pretty good, I’ll admit that! (…until you can’t wear it because you don’t have a spare bead.)
It’s not like my life came tumbling down around me when I stopped being able to reliably-no-problems use a urinal, but it’s a real annoyance that doesn’t go away, and I wish I hadn’t gotten pierced.
If you get very unusually good at turning and angling the ring, you can pee standing up with no problem… 99% of the time.Then 1% of the time, SURPRISE!, you get a spray across the front of your pants. That happening two or three times a year is two or three times too many.
And if you stop wearing the jewelry, when you do sit down to pee,
Extra bonus not-fun: when you sit down to pee, when your dick hangs down, it might splash a little spray of urine back onto your balls. It’s annoying to feel your BALLS get *moist*
I was pierced at only like 8G and didn’t gauge up from there. And when I got bored and stopped wearing the thing, it took years to close up, and even then there would be maybe one drop of urine where the hole was. When I felt like wearing trying out wearing it again, I had to gauge up back from a weensy hole, back up to 8G… And I got bored again and I guess it’ll take a long time to close up again.
An issue: I see guys online jerking off while wearing this… I guess their dicks are just built different than mine. For me it’s be like jerking off while holding your car keys in your hand (well, not as pointy, but you get the idea). And I can’t even imagine fucking a guy with it in (I’m told that when you’re at a hugely thick ring, and a guy blowing me is taking a chance that it will chip a tooth- has actually happened (but not to me).
Can I ask that someone with a PA makes a short video of peeing with it in place. I quite fancy having one but the one friend I had who had one said he had to sit down to pee every time. If that’s always true I think it would put me off the idea. Unfortunately.
Basically, yeah, gotta sit down forever.
To piss standing up, some guys get the hang of turning the ring and pissing at a sort of an angle, they can get relatively good at not pissing on themselves like 95% of the time… but that 5% means that every few weeks, you’ll get a spray of piss right there on your jeans/etc. that makes it look like you pissed on yourself… which is what you just did, actually! surprise1
And if you stop wearing the jewelry, raaarely does the hole fully close up. And you can put your finger over the hole, but *that* has its own 5%-which-is-too-much failure rate.
And having sex or jerking off can be A Problem– you might not like jerking off with it in (I don’t), or your partner might not like the feel of you wearing it (I’m not even going to suggest even trying)…
Or maybe things are great!… until one day somebody’s blowing you and they *chip a tooth* and and and.
So you take it out now and then (or to jerk off, namely: at least daily), but when you take out the PA, eventually you WILL drop the bead (or segment)… and now you get to stop whatever you were doing and look around the floor to see where it rolled away to– which is never what you want to spend any time doing, anywhere.
A PA can look pretty hot, but it’s going to be a definite hassle, whether you wear the jewelry, or for years later after you stop wearing it.
A *lot* of guys will tell you that their only regret in getting their PA is that they didn’t get it done sooner– but, well, those are guys who simply got used to always sitting down to piss so they don’t give it a second thought anymore, or who don’t care if they get some piss on their pants “only just occasionally.”
But yeah, it does look pretty good, I’ll admit that! (…until you can’t wear it because you don’t have a spare bead.)
It’s not like my life came tumbling down around me when I stopped being able to reliably-no-problems use a urinal, but it’s a real annoyance that doesn’t go away, and I wish I hadn’t gotten pierced.
If you get very unusually good at turning and angling the ring, you can pee standing up with no problem… 99% of the time.Then 1% of the time, SURPRISE!, you get a spray across the front of your pants. That happening two or three times a year is two or three times too many.
And if you stop wearing the jewelry, when you do sit down to pee,
Extra bonus not-fun: when you sit down to pee, when your dick hangs down, it might splash a little spray of urine back onto your balls. It’s annoying to feel your BALLS get *moist*
I was pierced at only like 8G and didn’t gauge up from there. And when I got bored and stopped wearing the thing, it took years to close up, and even then there would be maybe one drop of urine where the hole was. When I felt like wearing trying out wearing it again, I had to gauge up back from a weensy hole, back up to 8G… And I got bored again and I guess it’ll take a long time to close up again.
An issue: I see guys online jerking off while wearing this… I guess their dicks are just built different than mine. For me it’s be like jerking off while holding your car keys in your hand (well, not as pointy, but you get the idea). And I can’t even imagine fucking a guy with it in (I’m told that when you’re at a hugely thick ring, and a guy blowing me is taking a chance that it will chip a tooth- has actually happened (but not to me).
Can I ask that someone with a PA makes a short video of peeing with it in place. I quite fancy having one but the one friend I had who had one said he had to sit down to pee every time. If that’s always true I think it would put me off the idea. Unfortunately.