My Enormous HaPenis

Whenever life gets you down
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you’re all out of hope
Down at the end of your rope
And nobody’s there to throw you a line
If you ever get so low that you don’t know which way to go
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry ’bout a thing, got the world on a string
‘Cause I’ve got the cure for all of my blues (All of his blues)

Enormous Penis by Da Vinci’s Notebook

I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a-meltin’ away (ba-doo-bop-bop)
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay
I gotta sing, and I dance when I glance in my pants
And the feeling’s like a sunshiney day
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis
And everything is goin’ my way (ba-doo-bop-bop)