I am COCK! I am the Force of the Universe. I am the Bringer of Life. I am the King of Creation. I am the Male’s Sexual Energy. I am the Ruler of men’s minds. I am the only Lord to be obeyed. I am the hungry god within all men. I am the jealous god who demands all. I am the Penis. COCK. Dong, Boner. And all will bow in reverence to Me – HaPenis Quote