I am COCK !
I am the Force of the Universe.
I am the Bringer of Life.
I am the King of Creation.
I am the Male’s Sexual Energy.
I am the Ruler of men’s minds.
I am the only Lord to be obeyed.
I am the hungry god within all men
I am the jealous god who demands all.
I am the Penis. COCK. Dong, Boner.
And all will bow in reverence to Me –
Oh yeah cock is king. Treated like royalty 24/7
Love this
Lovely cock
The Lord loves between your legs Daddy Dave and i worship daily; your powerful cock is the Master.
King? Force of the Universe? King of Creation? Ruler of men’s minds?? Well, maybe, but I hope not. Of the list of grandiose epithets above, what I agree with, after certain word changes, is that cocks: 1. bring life (when they fertilise a female’s egg; it takes two to create life, in either a biological or a metaphorical sense); 2. give expression to men’s sexual energy; 3. can be affectionally known as “dongs” or “boners.” Other affectionate/mocking terms in English compiled by Stanford University include: Pecker, Johnson, Prick , Dick, [Cock], Rooster, Lil’ Billy, Wang, Octagon, Lil’ Stevie, Snake, Python, Cobra, One eyed monster, Trouser snake, Tramp killer, Slut slayer, Lil’ Buddy, Lil’ Friend, Halfmast, Tool, Drill, Hammer, Screwdriver, Screw, Nail , Joystick, Elevator, Floppy Drive, Hard Drive, Hardware, Gearshift, The worm, Bookworm, Basalisk, Wand, Sword, Boomerang, Hot pocket, Shaft, Cyclops , Knight, WMD, Weiner, Hot dog, Popsicle, Lollipop, Kielbalsa, Stick, Ice Cream Cone, Morning Wood, The Colonel, The Lieutenant, The Tank, The Battleship, The land mine, The assault rifle, the grenade, the machete, The water gun, Gun, Banana, Carrot, Zuchini, Cucumber, Pickle, The Major, The seaman, The key, My asian buddy, The shotgun, Water hose , Twix, Snickers bar, Bag of tricks, Nuclear missile, Hollow point, The member, Chairman Mao. Mallet, Pyramid, Elephant, Fuck Truck, The mustang, Cane, Rod, Staff, Plug, Cigar, Nebraska State Capitol, Turtle Head, Undercover Brother, The lightsaber, Katana, Sniper Rifle, The sticky grenade, Straw, Remote Control, The silver bullet, Drumstick, Bone, Mast, The machine, The goods, The hardware, Junk, Bulge, The sequoia, Bushwhacker, The lawnmower, Hoover tower, The Washington monument, The Lincoln memorial, The pocket monster, The pocket rocket, The mongoose, The ground squirrel, The trombone, Dong, Torpedo, Sausage, Philly Cheesesteak, The pendulum, Babymaker, Toy soldier, Antenna , The titanic, Zeus, Ares.
From this list, my favorite epithets for my own cock are: Ice Cream Cone, Bookworm, Snickers bar, Carrot, Bag of tricks, Cigar, and Undercover Brother.
But really, I ask you seriously, aren’t our cocks simply our “manhood,” pure and simple? My cock makes me a man, or more accurately, entitles me to try to be one. I’m still trying.
Life without a dick is gray and sad..
Life without a dick is meaningless..
Touching (hands and mouth), smelling, tasting are essential for all of us!!
Life without cock is meaningless! Real men need cock! I wish I could have one(or more) in my mouth right now! Love being a cocksucker!