Here at the HaPenis project we have consulted with some of the world’s leading cock selfie artist to bring you the ultimate guide in how to take the perfect cock selfie. Lighting is everything. Natural light outdoors works best, but if you’re inside, face a window and let the daylight do its magic—just remember to turn off the flash. Get creative with color therapy by holding different colored pages, magazines, or even your favorite book. Smile therapy matters too—even if it’s just your cock in the frame, a big smile will shift the energy of your shot. Try different angles, from cock down, head up to cock up, head down, and consider using a selfie stick for a more professional look. Embrace your natural erection—don’t force it, just let your body do what it does best. Take lots and lots of pictures—at least 200—and use the 60-second test to delete them down, to 10. Always label your work so no one steals your art—after all, some cock selfies have sold for nearly $500,000! And finally, shoot a load—record the whole session and finish with a burst of raw, unfiltered passion. Post your masterpiece below!
My first selfie.
Another penis selfie ✊🏼🍆💦💦💦👅👅👅