I Am A Wanker – Page 2 – The HaPenis Project

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Listen m8, we have no culturally approved scripts for life; we pretty much need to write our own. To write your […]

Cock pumps do make your cock bigger, but it takes years of consistent, dedicated pumping sessions. It’s not so much that […]

“As soon as he arrives, everyone falls silent. It is like when you’re walking in the country and the crickets mysteriously […]

“We shall not cease from exploration, and then end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and […]

The name “Master Bates” has also been the source of unintentional humor and double entendre, as it sounds similar to the […]

I am a mature and experienced wanker and and make time daily for my long meditation and masturbation. I wank regularly […]

“There are So many positions of HaPenis: Each curve on a branch, The thousand different ways Your eyes can embrace us. […]

My lube of choice for masturbation is an oil based “moisturizer” called Albolene. It is somewhere between Vaseline, which is too […]

Why do most men forget to move their hips while masturbating? Is it because they don’t know that gyrating and thrusting […]

“Us men worship our cocks and jerk them as often as we need …. I edge for hours, and sometimes don’t […]

“Whenever we manage to make love to ourselves without expectations, calculations, negotiations, we are indeed in heaven.” A.MEN – Amen – […]

“I jerk off inside books and give life to words. Leaving concepts stuck together you probably never heard (what?) I love […]

“If I can’t stop thinking, maybe I can just let my thoughts go by without getting all caught up in them. […]

I have spend nights just spending some really quality time with my cock. Blown some of my biggest and best loads. […]