Distraction Exquisite

HaPenis is a device to “calculate” the astronomy of the spirit. Look through that astrolabe and become oceanic. Why this distracted […]

The Piss Artists

A source of pride in my mid-20s was urinating on the street. Or in the woods, or on a tree in […]

Arse Vibrancy

Derived from Old English, “arse” is such a great sounding word. I love the resonance of rolling the “ar” before resolving […]

I💕The Sauna

I LOVE the sauna. It’s my favourite place for getting nude and having a wank. Many times I’m alone but sometimes […]

I Love My Edge 2

I turn 79 next week. I LOVE my LOVENSE Edge 2! If you’ve never had a prostate orgasm before you are […]

The Sexy Side of B3

Discover the sensual benefits of Niacin (Vitamin B3) for male sexual health, including improved circulation, enhanced arousal, and the famous Niacin Flush.

Yağlı Güreş

Oil wrestling (Turkish:yağlı güreş), also called grease wrestling, is the Turkish national sport. It is so called because the wrestlers douse […]

The Living Penis Philosophy

The Penis Is Alive : The first principle of this Phallic philosophy is that the Penis is alive. As a man, […]

Pink Tantra

The Great Secret of Pink Tantra– It’s not about copying some-one else’s tantra, it’s about creating your own. Only then will […]

Flying Prophets

“Little by little a person reaches forty and fifty and sixty, and feels more complete. God could’ve thrown full blown prophets […]

Dance To Seduce

“We dance to seduce ourselves. To fall in love with ourselves. When we dance with another, we manifest the very thing […]

My Enormous HaPenis

Whenever life gets you down Keeps you wearing a frown And the gravy train has left you behind And when you’re […]

The Love Hormone

It may surprise many to learn that meditation and orgasm—seemingly worlds apart in their intent and experience—have more in common than […]

Slow Wanking

Jerking off with your hand flying up and down is fucking ridiculous. I feel my cock and balls with slow, horny […]