Unfortunately I accidentally deleted the entire website on 07/02/23, and all I could do was sit in disbelief. Around 200,000 photos, 2,000 posts and nearly 1000 videos, all gone, more than 20 years of work. I really was, extremely ill, for a few days, literally.

Butt, I’m not bitter.

Thank You to all the almighty members who took time to contact me, to offer encouragement, saved photos, and testimonials. One man contacted me to say, that if it wasn’t for a particular post on my site, he simply won’t be here.

I cried like a baby,

smoked some cannabis, and had a very spiritual wank. Thank God for the the waybackmachine, they keep about a 70% copy of the internet on any particular day. So that means what is and was here, has a 70% chance of being here forever. As A man who has always been a gambler, i realised that was pretty amazingly good odds.

So I dusted myself down,

and started the HaPenis Project, the Second Cumm-ing.

You can always take atrip down memory lane, visit the waybackmachine for some amazing memories

Thank You Gods!

P.S. In the meantime you can visit the waybackmachine for some amazing memories

55 thoughts on “07/02/23

  1. As much as we all love this site, there is a thing called ROUTINE BACK UP, without which, this sort of disaster is an event that’s a matter of time before happening.

      1. It’s amazing that it took even this long for this disaster to happen, and it should never take this long to learn the lesson the hard way. All site contents should always have a source archive media off the web server in any case, which is standard practice for anyone managing a website with a large number of assets. And if you’re buying web hosting space off a hosting provider, many of them make routine complete backups of client contents, if you’ve not even thought of asking your hosting provider in the first place for their most recent backup restoration which could potentially restore your site to a much more recent date rather than rebuilding it from scratch, reducing your content loss of this disaster to a minimum.

        I noticed that one of the images you’ve posted is from the last chapter of the film SALO, the ending torture scene. It has been said that during the filming of Salo that Pasolini preferred to portray men with large cocks and had his actors wear large cock prothesis for the film shoot.

          1. That’s too bad. But then again once you’ve chosen to use that service, the fact that the user is responsible for backing up should have been a prompt for you to make such arrangements years ago. This was a very expensive lesson to learn the hard way. I guess it boils down to you get what you pay for in the end.

            The monochrome SALO image from the final torture chapter in the film is here below. While the jpeg file name refers to it as hung mexicans, I can assure you that they definitely are not mexicans, but rather, Italian actors that pasolini used for the film. It’s instantly recognizable if you have watched the film, or own it in multiple formats like myself.

            https://cumm.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/vintage-hung-mexican.jpg

            I recommend you buying a legit copy of it, it’s worth keeping. Check on Amazon UK for the criterion collection release of this film, which comes with extensive extra materials including documentaries and film production background. Simply a keeper.

  2. Hello, Dear Seb: Those things happen, and they lead to bigger and better things – you can take that any way you wish! I really was worried that you had been invited to His Royal Higness’s Coronation, and you were traveling all over England looking for just the perfect outfit to wear to what will be widely broadcast around the English-speaking world — and then some other worlds as well. I shall not worry and will continue to visit you daily to see just when you will be back in even better form! I love England and all of its sexual freedoms – though there are some good citizens of the wonderful country in which I reside ~ on this planet! And, yes I am an American and I love my country, not so much until that blubbery fool Trump makes his final exit from the stage! But President Biden is doing a superb job of pulling we English speakers all back together.

    God Bless Great Britain! God Bless King George III! God bless you: Dear Dear Seb! A wonderful world awaits all who land upon the shores of the “HaPenis Project Website” – hip, hip, hooray! R.

  3. I love & deeply appreciate this site.
    Very glad you didn’t throw in the towel :’)

    I’d like to share some of my favorite pics I’d downloaded before the crash

    Cheers

  4. Hi Seb i wondered why i’d not had any notifications recently oh ecky thump! If only we lived nearer i’d give u a nurturing and sexy massage 👍 to help raise your spirits. Alas the website is now ressurected and will soon be at full mast again. I’ll get some saucy pics done soon and send them over for your gallery. In the meantime my friend i’m sending u big lancashire bear hugs. Much love.🙂

  5. I don’t think it will surprise you that I often feature photos from your site on my blog site. I always leave the watermark on them and provide links to highlight your site. I will gladly comb thru all my pics and send them to you friend. You have always been so kind and generous about my site, https://scottredleter.tedsandbox.org/ . I hope you continue on… the cocks of the world and the world itself need you to continue.

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