The HaPenis Project

I think every man has his own special relationship with his penis. How could he not? After all, as is often said, that part of your anatomy has a mind of its own, poking up when you least expect it, creating difficult moments for you, or simply lying there, refusing to prove to that other person that he is as powerful as you said he was. I’ve talked to literally hundreds of men who have all told me unbelievable stories of their penises standing at attention for no apparent reason, at the most inopportune occasion, or getting stage fright at the very moment you are depending on him. We try to calm the little guy, take a break or hide him behind a towel or sports bag if he decides to make you look like a sex fiend. In an attempt to tackle this universal issue, I resorted to writing about it:

Penises
Penises are wonderful, penises are grand,
Penises are everywhere, they hang on every man,
Penises are glorious, cocks are a delight,
We love to use them every day, and even more at night!
8====D
They can be very difficult, or even brash or shy,
It’s Nature’s way of having fun with every single guy,
Sometimes they tend to disobey our wishes and our needs,
They want to sit and rest awhile, we want to spread our seed!
8====D
But if he decides to work with you, he turns to granite rock,
And you’re the proud possessor of Man’s birthright; SUPERCOCK!
–Leo

8====D Meaning : It’s is a penis. The 8 is the testicles, the equal sign makes up the length and the D is the head.