Dick Bumps

David Ross and his team the Cubs celebrating with Dick Bumps. There is little evidence of the “dick bump” as a historical element in […]

What Do People Think Of You?

These spiritual window-shoppers, who idly ask, ‘How much is that?’ ‘Oh, I’m just looking.’ They handle a hundred items and put them down, shadows […]

The HaPenis Buoy

I am a man who considers myself to be essentially 100% str8 but I have slept with lots of men and have recently been […]

Want To Fuck Me?

I came across your site and have been reading everything. I’ve wondered about male anal orgasm before, but couldn’t find much info. I am […]

The Great Outdoors

I am a great lover of the outdoors and in particular spreading my seed pearls on the soil, lush foliage, beachside rock pools and […]

A Sudden Passion

I’m a very happily married male with a sudden passion to feel the sensation of a another mans hard cock fucking my mouth. I […]

Bulge Lover

I’m a bulge lover. Watching bulges was one of the first things I remember that signified my homosexuality. It was sister’s boyfriend. He was a hot […]

Guardian Angels

I so enjoy reading the comments and personal histories of the many men who generously offer them as a universal affirmation of our brotherhood. […]

Lovense Diamo

First time using one of these and my god I am impressed. It works well. Vibrations are perfect, on maximum you can hear it […]

The Fucking Expert

When it comes to you and your sexuality, you are the absolute fucking expert, butt, when it comes to someone else’s and their sexuality […]

Exposing Your Rosebuddy

As sunlight is known to have fantastic germicidal and magickal qualities exposing your arse to its rays will help keep it healthy. Start by […]

WooF WooF

You might want to get dressed. The landlord is here. She said something about me not being on the lease, so, I bit her. […]

Begging 4 Release

For more years than I care to remember, I’ve always enjoyed having my body and/or genitals touched and massaged, especially by someone else. Their […]

Appearing A Fool?

To laugh is to risk appearing a fool, To weep is to risk appearing sentimental. To reach out to another is to risk involvement, […]

HaPenis 157th Birthday Canada!

I think it’s not just coincidence that a few buds and my self spent the day at Toronto’s nude beach this weekend. One end […]