The HaPenis

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The table you are sitting at has been, for ages, a part of the earth. What we call ‘human’ is a […]

I’ve been practicing Tantric masturbation for a couple of years now. Sessions can typically last an hour or more. Transmuting the […]

As a 66 year old man in a committed heterosexual relationship, this site does sooo much to validate what I feel. […]

Lying on my back and raising my legs, I use plenty of lube to massage and loosen up my arsehole. With […]

I’m continuing to love experimenting and pleasuring myself with my Lovense Edge 2. I have to say, learning how to give […]

I am a gentle man with a big pair of balls and a rather thick dick. At least once a week, […]

I’ve wanted to shoot Samm for about 5 or 6 years and he finally came up tonight and we had an […]

Noticing the eyes of a man or woman drawn to the bulge in my trousers feels good. I like that they […]

I had a hard time accepting my homosexuality. I married a woman twenty years ago. At the time I thought I […]

The first principle of this Phallic philosophy is that this Penis is alive. As a man, you carry between your legs […]

When no one is looking, I swallow, deserts and clouds, and chew on mountains knowing they are sweet! When no one […]

I enjoy being objectified, especially for my penis. I love when someone focuses on my penis so much that they forget […]

The journey of being a happy homosexual, is deeply human, connecting to the very core, of who you really are. It’s […]

Derived from Old English, “arse” is such a great sounding word. I love the resonance of rolling the “ar” before resolving […]