Dick Bumps

David Ross and his team the Cubs celebrating with Dick Bumps. There is little evidence of the “dick bump” as a historical element in sports celebrations. While patting on the butt has traditionally been a common form of homoerotic bonding, the act of men touching their private areas together seems to be a recent and relatively unexplored phenomenon. There’s a lot more homoeroticism in sports than guys know about. The fear of springing ? in the shower is a huge factor. Now, practically no one has a circle jerk in the locker room. We’re more discreet than that. – Jon

No homo. That’s how you hide it. Make it a joke. Healthy male bonding has cum to this. That we subvert our natural bloke to bloke instincts into humour. How do men reclaim the penis and cultivate healthy man to man relationships? Bring back the locker room circle jerk. Create nude spaces for men. The sacred space of the locker room troupe bonding. BoB