the King of Spain’s Underwear

Those that Royal Guards that accompany the Kings of Spain in official acts are tremendous, like the old Napoleonic military trousers. You can see almost everything, and if they start walking … that makes me very hot, what underwear will they wear? I always prefer Eroticism to the dick here

masturbation the only barometer of virility?

Your wife is right. It is possible for a man to masturbate so much for so long that it lowers his sperm count, and it sounds like you’ve been going for the record. Generally the testicles (and the prostate gland furnishing most of the spunk dick here