secret ways

If the door shuts, do not go away. Be patient, even if every possibility seems closed. The friend has secret ways known to no one else knows. – Rumi

Beggar’s Benison

In 18th century Scotland there existed a secret male sex society called Beggar’s Bension. This secretive club was established in Anstruther in Fife in 1732. New members were required to dick here

chew mah banger

Scottish slang words for penis include, boabie, little weener, tadger, mah banger, gogan, wanger, wehbe lanyard, Whalluper, and bod. Bod is actually the celtic word for penis.