seriously mad

If one were to take the bible seriously one would go mad. But to take the bible seriously, one must be already mad.  The actual quote is Aleister Crowley quoting himself in a footnote to Part II of Magick, aka Liber ABA, or Book 4, and appears on dick here

Rugby-type blokes

Rugby-type blokes wearing their old torn rugby shorts and jockstrap are the horniest. Love blokes in old shorts, especially if there’s a wet piss patch as well. My fantasy is to have a rugger bloke open the door wearing his old shorts and jock, with dick here