Kilt Propaganda

24 photos that show why men should wear kilts Thanks Seb for this grand collection of…

Become a HaPenis Coach

The A-Z of Penis Massage was developed by Mr Seb Cox (the editor of this site.…

Cockburn and Cumming

As a roundhead, the rough woolen cloth of my kilt rubs my head so much my…

Scottish Piper

Scottish Kilted Piper busking in windy Manchester. A gust of window lifts his kilt exposing his…

The Kilted Arse Army

An Almighty Pair of Scottish Arses.

How to build a  man butt! The kilted coaches talk you through the type of workout…

Army Lad Wanking in Kilt

How to put on a kilt – nudity warning

chew mah banger

Scottish slang words for penis include, boabie, little weener, tadger, mah banger, gogan, wanger, wehbe lanyard,…

Under his Kilt

One of my naughtiest fantasies is a guy wearing a kilt. He can be as old…

The Loch Ness Monster

Mr Cox – it might be that I’m two Martini’s down and the dinner is burned.…