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sexist red underpantsRecently I asked myself a kinky question, how many liters of spunk have I oozed out during my last 40 years of an active sex life. Of course, now all I do is to wank the shrinking pecker for I hardly have marital sex with the old wife. Gosh!, I have tried to figured out also how many time I have fucked a woman (including my own wife), and how many time have I jerked the “old circumcized fellow”. Well, one day I got a pencil and a piece of paper, and started to count. I would average at least a spunk per day since 1967 till I gor to be fifty. So 365 jizzes times 24 equals 7,300 “cummings”. I guess I’m short on this, because even during my married life during those years, we would fuck and cum more than once a day during 20 years of an active sexual life. Besides, since I consider myself a real horny guy, I must add my solo cummings, and so I would add at lreast another 1000 cummings during those active years. So, now we have a sum of 8,300 cummings.

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After, 1992, my oozing began to decrease to about three to four times per week. So, since I became 50 years old up to now, that’s 17 years tmes 192 cummings per year adds up to 3,200 solo and marital cummings. So, If we add the 8,300 cummings of my active life, plus the less cummings after I turned 50, the sum is 11,500 cummings. I can’t forget my other cummings during my seminary years, since I began spurting spunk when I was young and left the seminary around my 27th birthday, I must have jacked off at least 20 times per year (that’s a rough amount). This was with lots of guilt, of course. So, my “youth” sperm squirts were not many, I’d say about 300 cumming in those 15 years (1954-1967). So, now we have a total of approximately 12,000 cummings.

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Of course, I can’t compare to most regular men out there, due to my sexual repression for so many years, and perhaps to the fact that I have been “faithful” to my wife, and having done not too much fooling around ever since I got married. My data might be too short from some of you, because it’s hard to keep track of how many times we have felt heaven on earth! Boy, but I would love to put all that spunk in jars, and try to figure out how much semen have my balls spurted out! I do’nt want to think I’d drink or eat all that spunk. I just love to fatasize about how much “milk” I have produced, and how much of that milk have made other women happy (especially my old wife), but above all how happy all that spunk has conforted me and relaxed me! Can some out there figure out how many liters or pints of spunk is 12,000 cummings? It’d be fun to know! Thanks! Ponny

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There are two different views on sucking. European and American. European authorities agree with me that sucking cock presents little risk as long as you don’t have open cuts or sores in your mouth. To make it safer they suggest that you don’t swallow spunk or brush/floss your teeth for two hours before or after sucking cock. American authorities are more restrictive: they argue that a condom must be worn from start to finish. Avoid taking cum in your mouth or leaving it in someone else’s. Avoid sucking if you have bleeding gums, sores, abscessed teeth, or have just gone to the dentist. Wait until they heal. Do not brush or floss your teeth right before or after sucking cock. For fresh breath, try chewing gum, rinsing with mouthwash or even better a big fat spoon of honey. Look closely for sores or blisters on the genitals, mouth or lips. If sores or blisters are visible, avoid oral sex. Remember, though, it’s not always possible to see sores or blisters. Obviously the safest is not to allow any one to cumm in your mouth. If your sucking someone’s cock and you think they are getting close. Stop and take his cock out of your mouth. And tell the guy before you start that you don’t want him to come in your mouth. Tell him you want to see the spunk shooting out of his fat cock.

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I lie on the floor and rub my left hand across the pulsing opening between my legs. Then I roll up onto my shoulders and arch my back over and lick the end of my cock. When I’ve extracted the final pleasure from my groin, I slowly swallow the load in my mouth. I lie on the floor and rub my left hand across the pulsing opening between my legs. Then I roll up onto my shoulders and arch my back over and lick the end of my cock. When I’ve extracted the final pleasure from my groin, I slowly swallow the load in my mouth. Army Officer

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My bed is very high; so when I lay on My bed with my legs up the wall then I can get my feet to touch the ceiling with my feet flat on the ceiling. then I can control my body better. with my dick head pointing right at my mouth while I masturbate. I love to watch my dick when I spunk; shooting ropes of cum in my mouth; all over my face. I don’t like my cum yet; but I keep shooting sperm into my mouth all the time even though I don’t like it. It is such a turn on to shoot my sperm into my mouth. TSN

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If I am having a night out on the town I like to begin the nite with a hot relaxing wanking bath. I will use some of the spunk to mix with my favorite shower gel and give myself a really good taoist scrub. Rubbing that sacred combination into every inch of my beautiful body, hole, soul. I will keep the remaining spunk for latter. After cumming out of the bath I will allow the sacred lotion to dry into me naturally. Then it’s time for my holy spunk aftershave lotion. In my local pub they often tell me I smell life a homosexual. If only they fucking knew?

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I never thought of this until I lived with my last girlfriend. She was ADDICTED to semen. She would ask to feed on me ever night before going to sleep, and sometimes i would wake up with her sucking on my dick like it was a calf at an udder. Tom

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“I just love cum in my food it makes all food so good and i love to cum and put it in my drinks.  I just have to have cum all the time and ill get cum from my boyfrend he will cum in a cup for me and when he comes over hi gives it to me” Rene