Big Cock Snooker

The British Board of Censors will not pass any seduction scene unless the seducer has one foot on the floor. Apparently sex in England is something like snooker. FRED ALLEN, attributed, The Mammoth Book of Comic Quotes

a braggart who claimed to have 10 inches

I’d like to challenge everyone to think back to the time when there wasn’t sex being advertised EVERY-FUCKIN-WHERE…hell, even water has been sexualized (talking about the drinking kind, not the bathing kind)… think of old black and white photos and the hunky men posing proudly. dick here