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sexist red underpantsRecently I asked myself a kinky question, how many liters of spunk have I oozed out during my last 40 years of an active sex life. Of course, now all I do is to wank the shrinking pecker for I hardly have marital sex with the old wife. Gosh!, I have tried to figured out also how many time I have fucked a woman (including my own wife), and how many time have I jerked the “old circumcized fellow”. Well, one day I got a pencil and a piece of paper, and started to count. I would average at least a spunk per day since 1967 till I gor to be fifty. So 365 jizzes times 24 equals 7,300 “cummings”. I guess I’m short on this, because even during my married life during those years, we would fuck and cum more than once a day during 20 years of an active sexual life. Besides, since I consider myself a real horny guy, I must add my solo cummings, and so I would add at lreast another 1000 cummings during those active years. So, now we have a sum of 8,300 cummings.

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After, 1992, my oozing began to decrease to about three to four times per week. So, since I became 50 years old up to now, that’s 17 years tmes 192 cummings per year adds up to 3,200 solo and marital cummings. So, If we add the 8,300 cummings of my active life, plus the less cummings after I turned 50, the sum is 11,500 cummings. I can’t forget my other cummings during my seminary years, since I began spurting spunk when I was young and left the seminary around my 27th birthday, I must have jacked off at least 20 times per year (that’s a rough amount). This was with lots of guilt, of course. So, my “youth” sperm squirts were not many, I’d say about 300 cumming in those 15 years (1954-1967). So, now we have a total of approximately 12,000 cummings.

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Of course, I can’t compare to most regular men out there, due to my sexual repression for so many years, and perhaps to the fact that I have been “faithful” to my wife, and having done not too much fooling around ever since I got married. My data might be too short from some of you, because it’s hard to keep track of how many times we have felt heaven on earth! Boy, but I would love to put all that spunk in jars, and try to figure out how much semen have my balls spurted out! I do’nt want to think I’d drink or eat all that spunk. I just love to fatasize about how much “milk” I have produced, and how much of that milk have made other women happy (especially my old wife), but above all how happy all that spunk has conforted me and relaxed me! Can some out there figure out how many liters or pints of spunk is 12,000 cummings? It’d be fun to know! Thanks! Ponny

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