Semen Recipes

Prepare your salad in the normal way


To make the dresssing – Ingredients

1/4 cup lemon or lime juice
2 tablespoons honey
1 tablespoon salad oil
1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon, allspice, or cardamom
1/16 teaspoon paprika
a good showering of semen, tantrically produced
Directions : In a screw-top jar combine lemon or lime juice; honey; oil; cinnamon, allspice, or cardamom; paprika and your delicius semen. Cover and shake well. Refrigerate the dressing until serving time. Shake well before serving. Makes about 3/8 cup (six tablespoon servings). Shake well before using. Add eggs if required.

Semen Egg Mayo



• 8 eggs
• 1 tablespoon mayonnaise
• 2 tablespoons prepared Dijon-style mustard
• 1 teaspoon dried dill weed
• 1 teaspoon paprika
• 1/2 red onion, minced
• 1 ejaculation of semen
• salt and pepper to taste
1. Place eggs in a saucepan and cover with cold water. Bring water to a boil; cover, remove from heat, and let eggs stand in hot water for 10 to 12 minutes. Remove from hot water, cool, peel and chop.
2. In a large bowl, combine the egg, mayonnaise, mustard, dill, paprika, onion and salt and pepper. Mash well with a fork or wooden spoon.
3. Add 1 Ejac semen into the mixture. Mix well.
4. Serve on bread as a sandwich or over crisp lettuce as a salad.

semen lamb kebabs


 250g of minced lamb
1 medium finely chopped onion
3 cloves of garlic
1 heaped teaspoon of rosemary
1/2 cup or bread crumbs
1 load of semen.
Mix all ingredients together, shape onto a skewer and shallow fry. The best kebabs you’ll ever taste! Mr-man90210

“Cum Crackers”

70 ml of semen
Smoked salmon
Plain crackers or toast
To get enough semen, you’ll have to keep a container in the freezer and keep adding to it…..or have enough friends over to get it all at once. Thaw the cum then place the it in a bowl and whip with a cake mixer until it is fluffed up and forms soft peaks. It’s very much like egg white to cook with. Place salmon on crackers and spread the fluffy cum on top of it generously. Garnish with a couple of capers and enjoy the best entree there is. Creampie


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2 thoughts on “Semen Recipes

  1. I have loved the taste of my semen since I first tasted it shortly after I jacked off for the first time. I use to think of new ways to eat cum and it can be eaten on any sandwitch but I like it best on a BLT, I cum right on the tomatos just before I am ready to eat in, very yummy

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