As April arrives, let its gentle touch awaken your senses and renew your spirit. May this month be a time of blooming […]
HaPenis Engineering
The penis — if you think about it — is the most enterprising engineering feat imaginable — a cantilevered structure, hydraulics, propulsion, pistons, compression, […]
Holy Transparent
There comes a holy and transparent time When every touch of beauty opens the heart to tears. This is the time the […]
Primal Matter
Sagacious symbiosis between two men who fight to be one. “Primal Matter” (2012) by Dimitris Papaioannou is a captivating exploration of the […]
A March Collective
Presenting a collective of HaPenis Art featuring the most downloaded images from the website throughout March 2024. Each image possesses its own […]
Any Tips 4 Cocksuckers?
Use lots of lubricant. Honey is amazing. Smear heaped spoonfuls all over his cock and balls, and down between the cracks of […]
Shirt Lifter
I’m trying to find the Origin and History of the term “Shirt Lifter”. I know it was used in Australia and here in […]
PC 12 – 1935
I love this picture, not sure but I think this chap, was the married lover of EM Forster… His wife knew all […]
I. CUMM
I AM a cumplete WANKER! I love it. Who doesn’t. So, My Secret Wank Life…. well it won’t be a secret anymore […]
Locker Room Aria
It is “Ombra mai fu” from Xerxes. It is an ode to a Plane Tree and speaks of the beautiful shade the […]
“Sir, who are you?”
An artist comes to paint you and stands with his mouth open. Your HaPenis reveals your beauty, but all covering would disappear […]
Listen Mate
Listen m8, we have no culturally approved scripts for life; we pretty much need to write our own. To write your own […]