Lyndon B. Johnson Jumbo Cock

President Lyndon B. Johnson huge penisFormer US President, Lyndon B. Johnson was renowned for showing off his big cock to explain foreign policy. When a reporter once asked him why American troops were in Vietnam, a furious Lyndon unzipped his trousers, took out his, cock, and roared, LBJ is known to have fucked in the Senate cloak room, the Capitol men’s room, the Lincoln Memorial, Ford’s Theater, and, most tellingly, during an especially tedious filibuster. Though history denies it, many have long believed that he was in bed with a secretary during his fatal heart attack in 1973. And while it’s not out of the realm of possibility for Johnson to have taken a nap in the nude, the massive, post-mortem erection was more difficult to explain.

Lyndon Johnson was always eager to let those around him know that he had an unusually large penis. Reviewing a biography of Johnson in the New York Review of Books, historian Marshall Frady noted:

He early became fabled for a Rabelaisian earthiness, urinating in the parking lot of the House Office Building as the urge took him; if a colleague came into a Capitol bathroom as he was finishing at the urinal there, he would sometimes swing around still holding his member, which he liked to call “Jumbo,” hooting once, “Have you ever seen anything as big as this?,” and shaking it in almost a brandishing manner as he began discoursing about some pending legislation. At the same time, he would oblige aides to take dictation standing in the door of his office bathroom while he went about emptying his bowels, as if in some alpha-male ritual assertion of his primacy. Even on the floors of the House and Senate, he would extravagantly rummage away at his groin, sometimes reaching his hand through a pocket and leaning with half-lifted leg for more thorough access.

An actual Whitehouse recording

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