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suckmybigcockThe most I like is grabbing my shaft and what is left of my circucision. (Parents don’t know why they circumcized me. So, my almost six-inch cock turns purple, especially the glans corona, which at this point of my hard 5.5 inches thick dick at its base begins to let out thru its meatus my first pre-cum “tears”. The meatus seems a tiny mouth speaking “bang it, man, bang it.” So, I keep streching the old boner up and down with my whole hand folded as a “taco”, or grabbing the shaft up and down so that what is left of my foreskin touches the base of my cock head.

suit erectionI usually can last this way for about an hour, oozing out lots of pre-cum, and getting hotter and hotter, while I pant for “help”. This is a fantasy, where I imagine my wife or some other gal sucking the whole shaft up her throat. I usually raise my butt, if I’m sitting down, and imagine that I’m really sticking the whole dick up my wife’s cunt Sometimes, I use baby oil to grab my cock and do “screw-driver” movements, so as to feel Heaven on Earth. When I’m edging, I usually let my spunk come all the way up to the tip of my meatus, but stopping the cumming”, and letting the cum go back down, where it was coming from. This is like cumming several times. Of, course, sometimes, I may lose my hard-on, and start all over again. This relaxes me, and so, I can cum several times without spurting my semen out. When I finally let it out, I stand up and bend my cock down, so that my spunk may squirt out on an ash-tray, or a plate. This bending down of my shaft upon my cumming feels like I’m losing all my gutts out, and the “petit mort” feels like I’m really dying. I usually groan, cry, shout and moan, until all the yellowish-whitish cum has poured out. Since I’m in my late sixties, my spunk doesn’t shoot out very far. Usually it dribbles down the ash-tray, leaving me really at-ease and exhausted. I can do this almost every day. I’m usually very horny, and my wife is not usually around when I most needed her. But who needs women when you’ve got still strength to cum over and over, for several times a week, even if my glans corona is usually purple. Some say that it is purple all the time because I love to wank a lot. Is it true? sody

Try wanking but sort of back to front so ur thumb is furthest away from your body! that is niiiiccceee?! (LJT)

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Holding your hard cock place your two thumbs on your central vein of your beautiful members! This will play with the blood in the penis. It is a good wank. Also play with your crown of the glans, bottom of bell, it feels amazing! Such a shame you run out of hand! I love guys! Viva la cock! (Nick)

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Semen Recipes

Prepare your salad in the normal way

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To make the dresssing – Ingredients

1/4 cup lemon or lime juice
2 tablespoons honey
1 tablespoon salad oil
1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon, allspice, or cardamom
1/16 teaspoon paprika
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Directions : In a screw-top jar combine lemon or lime juice; honey; oil; cinnamon, allspice, or cardamom; paprika and your delicius semen. Cover and shake well. Refrigerate the dressing until serving time. Shake well before serving. Makes about 3/8 cup (six tablespoon servings). Shake well before using. Add eggs if required.

Semen Egg Mayo

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Ingredients:

• 8 eggs
• 1 tablespoon mayonnaise
• 2 tablespoons prepared Dijon-style mustard
• 1 teaspoon dried dill weed
• 1 teaspoon paprika
• 1/2 red onion, minced
• 1 ejaculation of semen
• salt and pepper to taste
Directions:
1. Place eggs in a saucepan and cover with cold water. Bring water to a boil; cover, remove from heat, and let eggs stand in hot water for 10 to 12 minutes. Remove from hot water, cool, peel and chop.
2. In a large bowl, combine the egg, mayonnaise, mustard, dill, paprika, onion and salt and pepper. Mash well with a fork or wooden spoon.
3. Add 1 Ejac semen into the mixture. Mix well.
4. Serve on bread as a sandwich or over crisp lettuce as a salad.

semen lamb kebabs

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 250g of minced lamb
1 medium finely chopped onion
3 cloves of garlic
1 heaped teaspoon of rosemary
1/2 cup or bread crumbs
1 load of semen.
Mix all ingredients together, shape onto a skewer and shallow fry. The best kebabs you’ll ever taste! Mr-man90210

“Cum Crackers”

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70 ml of semen
Smoked salmon
Capers
Plain crackers or toast
To get enough semen, you’ll have to keep a container in the freezer and keep adding to it…..or have enough friends over to get it all at once. Thaw the cum then place the it in a bowl and whip with a cake mixer until it is fluffed up and forms soft peaks. It’s very much like egg white to cook with. Place salmon on crackers and spread the fluffy cum on top of it generously. Garnish with a couple of capers and enjoy the best entree there is. Creampie

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spunk aftershave

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If I am having a night out on the town I like to begin the nite with a hot relaxing wanking bath. I will use some of the spunk to mix with my favorite shower gel and give myself a really good taoist scrub. Rubbing that sacred combination into every inch of my beautiful body, hole, soul. I will keep the remaining spunk for latter. After cumming out of the bath I will allow the sacred lotion to dry into me naturally. Then it’s time for my holy spunk aftershave lotion. In my local pub they often tell me I smell life a homosexual. If only they fucking knew?

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TRY A SEMEN SUNDAY

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I never thought of this until I lived with my last girlfriend. She was ADDICTED to semen. She would ask to feed on me ever night before going to sleep, and sometimes i would wake up with her sucking on my dick like it was a calf at an udder. Tom

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TAKE A COCKTAIL CLASS HALF FULL ICECREAM

ON SHOOT YOUR semen AND STIR

EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK.

LET FREEZ .

THEN AS YOU JACK TO A HUGE ERECTION

START DRINKING YOUR CUM DESERT. WOW” NCCK4U

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Hi YES! semen is wonderful!! My husband is a very heavy ejaculator – usually about 15 mls per orgasm.  rub it on my breasts, my face and my pussy lips. The remainder, I swallow… Sue

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“I just love cum in my food it makes all food so good and i love to cum and put it in my drinks.  I just have to have cum all the time and ill get cum from my boyfrend he will cum in a cup for me and when he comes over hi gives it to me” Rene