the divine in you!

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For years now, my sexual life has been about reconciling the joy of sex with the spiritual side of me, worshipping the divine presence I could feel, and sometimes truly see, in my orgasms. In search of that ultimate orgasm, … Continue reading

10 foods to make your spunk supreme

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The healthy spunk diet, 10 foods to make your spunk supreme. These foods are essential both to remove potential causes of free radical damage and to help eat a diet high in antioxidants. You should supplement your healthy spunk diet … Continue reading

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We are taught as men to wear very tight underwear and jeans or pants that hide our cock and bollocks. A study conducted by *Dr Rima Dada has revealed that the sperm count of a normal adult male in India, which used to be 60 million per ml around 30 years ago, has plunged to a third of that count — to around 20 million per ml. And this relatively swift decline in sperm count is being linked to habits which expose the scrotum to higher-than-normal temperatures. The 10-year-long study, questioned 1,000 men from north India and found that lifestyle factors like tight clothing, hot tub dips and long visits to the sauna, pesticide exposure due to intensive gardening or farming as well as increased obesity rates were major causes for decreasing sperm count. Dada said, “Tight-fit denim trousers result in tightly encased groins, causing the testicles to be pressed back into the warmth of the body. Obesity is also a major factor for this decrease in sperm production. Sudden weight gain leads to increase in abdominal fat, which causes high testicular temperature.” Stress is another factor that lowers the sperm count, she said. An earlier State University of New York study showed how laptops damage fertility. Laptops reached internal operating temperatures of over 70 degrees C and because they are frequently positioned close to the scrotum, the user sits with his thighs close together. This, too, traps the scrotum between the thighs. Commenting on the research, self appointed sex guru, Seb Cox said, “I encourage all men to put on a nice fat cock ring, some light orange colour shorts go for a good walk, dangling their bulge ap and down their local High Street, with a great sense of pride. That’s not just good for their sperm count, it’s good for their souls”.

Semen Recipes

Prepare your salad in the normal way

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To make the dresssing – Ingredients

1/4 cup lemon or lime juice
2 tablespoons honey
1 tablespoon salad oil
1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon, allspice, or cardamom
1/16 teaspoon paprika
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Directions : In a screw-top jar combine lemon or lime juice; honey; oil; cinnamon, allspice, or cardamom; paprika and your delicius semen. Cover and shake well. Refrigerate the dressing until serving time. Shake well before serving. Makes about 3/8 cup (six tablespoon servings). Shake well before using. Add eggs if required.

Semen Egg Mayo

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Ingredients:

• 8 eggs
• 1 tablespoon mayonnaise
• 2 tablespoons prepared Dijon-style mustard
• 1 teaspoon dried dill weed
• 1 teaspoon paprika
• 1/2 red onion, minced
• 1 ejaculation of semen
• salt and pepper to taste
Directions:
1. Place eggs in a saucepan and cover with cold water. Bring water to a boil; cover, remove from heat, and let eggs stand in hot water for 10 to 12 minutes. Remove from hot water, cool, peel and chop.
2. In a large bowl, combine the egg, mayonnaise, mustard, dill, paprika, onion and salt and pepper. Mash well with a fork or wooden spoon.
3. Add 1 Ejac semen into the mixture. Mix well.
4. Serve on bread as a sandwich or over crisp lettuce as a salad.

semen lamb kebabs

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 250g of minced lamb
1 medium finely chopped onion
3 cloves of garlic
1 heaped teaspoon of rosemary
1/2 cup or bread crumbs
1 load of semen.
Mix all ingredients together, shape onto a skewer and shallow fry. The best kebabs you’ll ever taste! Mr-man90210

“Cum Crackers”

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70 ml of semen
Smoked salmon
Capers
Plain crackers or toast
To get enough semen, you’ll have to keep a container in the freezer and keep adding to it…..or have enough friends over to get it all at once. Thaw the cum then place the it in a bowl and whip with a cake mixer until it is fluffed up and forms soft peaks. It’s very much like egg white to cook with. Place salmon on crackers and spread the fluffy cum on top of it generously. Garnish with a couple of capers and enjoy the best entree there is. Creampie

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TRY A SEMEN SUNDAY

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I never thought of this until I lived with my last girlfriend. She was ADDICTED to semen. She would ask to feed on me ever night before going to sleep, and sometimes i would wake up with her sucking on my dick like it was a calf at an udder. Tom

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TAKE A COCKTAIL CLASS HALF FULL ICECREAM

ON SHOOT YOUR semen AND STIR

EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK.

LET FREEZ .

THEN AS YOU JACK TO A HUGE ERECTION

START DRINKING YOUR CUM DESERT. WOW” NCCK4U

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Hi YES! semen is wonderful!! My husband is a very heavy ejaculator – usually about 15 mls per orgasm.  rub it on my breasts, my face and my pussy lips. The remainder, I swallow… Sue

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“I just love cum in my food it makes all food so good and i love to cum and put it in my drinks.  I just have to have cum all the time and ill get cum from my boyfrend he will cum in a cup for me and when he comes over hi gives it to me” Rene