22 amazing male (s)wanking techniques
THE JAPANESE BUTTERFLY : You can start, but it is impossible to finish it yourself, it is soooo INTENSE. It needs to be done by a friend (OR GOOD MASSEUR) with a lot of patience and goodwill, because it can take a LONG TIME ’til you cum. You MUST use a lubricant. It is done with BOTH HANDS, hand over hand, always in ONE DIRECTION ONLY, with a strong, steady and regular beat. If UNCUT: It must be done downwards, towards the body. If CUT: it can be done either towards or away from the body, but near the end most people prefer the downward stroke. You will shake and writhe before you shoot. Everybody shoots a HUGE LOAD (Dave)
THE HEAD SQUEEZE : try holding the head of his cock with your right hand, the bottom of the bell should rest on your pointer or middle finger, while the thumb is resting across the top of his cock head. squeeze and jerk in a circular motion, it feels mad good!!! (matt)
THE HAND OVER HAND : Just take your left hand and stroke down from his head to his balls. Then take your right and repeat. Alternate left and right strokes in a downward motion. This is an easy technique that can make you shoot a lot further
THE GENTLY COUERSSING : start through fantasy so begin to get hard. Use hand to gently touch face,(upper lip, chin neck), Touch lightly stomach neck, tummy thighs. Get hard, and drop some baby oil on cock. gently run fingers up and down the cock. Pull skin back, and run thumb and two fingers up and down cock, thumb carassing up to the head, while fingers gently couerssing the side (fenelum ?) Keep going gently so the pleasure intensifies,vary the pressure to maximise pleasure, until you shoot. Joe_s
UR LEFT 1 : wank with whole hand fast im right handed so do it with ur left 1 it nice. ellis
THE FRENUM JERK : By gently pinching and wanking the frenum skin under my cockhead. sr.cumecici
THE ICE PHWOAR : Get som ice stuff it up ya ass. make your fingers in an o shape and rub up and down then thrust your self against a pillow get some new ice and touch up your cock with the ice phwoar It is making me hard just thinking about. Eric
FINGER TIPS JERK : I like to and usually hold my cock with my fnger tips and jerk like that rather than with the entire hand as some do. I feel I have more control this way and I get more eroused. Dave
THE BACK TO FRONT : Try wanking but sort of back to front sourthumb is furthest away from your body! that is niiiiccceee?! (LJT)
THE SHAFT : Stroke only his shaft, ignoring the head. You will notice it fattening. When it’s rock hard, use the GREASY KNOB, or the Perpetual Penetration
THE BELLY RUB : Bring his erect lingam so that it rests on his belly. Put lots of lube on your hand. Rub his lingam gently into his stomach, up and down going away from his balls and then sideways with your little finger running along your balls. Squeeze the head of his lingam
The Nice N’ Easy : turn ur hand backwards so the back of ur hand is facing up with ur nuckles line up parallel to ur cock. curlurfingers & thumb aroundurcock and slide each finger of the end one by one. then stroke back to the original position & repeat. Its a lot slower than other techniques, but a lot more intense.
ROLLING YOUR BALLS : start rolling your balls with the palms of your hands and rub some lube on you dick an lay on the bed and relax then fantasize about something sexy an wank slowly with your eyes closed then increase your spead and cum like theirs no tomorro. big bob
THE 50 PENCE : Make a 50 pence shape with your thumb and forefinger, and pump up and down with this ring. When you get to the top, close the ring, gradually stretch your cockhead around to your arsehole. Make him squeeze his way in as you slide back down to the bottom.
THE TIT WANK : no lie here lads wana tit wank get 2 warter baloons fill them up but not to cold its horabul if they burst and you will get sutch an emense plesure. Declan
THE ALL OUT CRAZY : like to lay on my right hand side, layout some porn and slowly start to stroke my my cock whilst i create a fantasy in my head using the images i have. once i have it i just go all out and crazy on my cock untill i come, o and i prefer a posh wank, love the jonny. Paul
THE ANY DOOR WILL DO : i like to rub it against doors, any door will do, makes me hot..mmmmm. bill
CRY BABY : Wank yourself in the usual manner and cry at the same time. Let yourself go and have a really good winge as you wank. When I am really stressed or upset about something this really helps to relax me. Always results in a very powerful orgasm. Make sure you taste the results you will be surprised. This is a guide to make your spunk taste like honey. Really, try it.
STAND UP AND HOLD YOUR COCK : Use both hands, and start thrusting the throbbing hot cock into them without moving the hands. Do this until orgasm, squeezing the cock a little bit. The pleasure feels like your fucking somebody, and it feels really amazing.
THE WHERE THE FUCK IS IT? : Place one hand between his legs, literally, and the other gently on his stomach. Very slowly slide your hands towards each other without touching his cock AND repeat SEVERAL TIMES
The O2E : Make an o shape with your thumb and index finger, and pull your cock through. Tighten the o so that it becomes more like an e. Gradually pull the rest of your fattening cock through. Holding the e shape very tightly Doodle your beauty from left to right. Gently flap it about. Alternate between O and E. Gently pull your legs forward. Start to use a finger on your write hand to spell out in your best handwriting “O2E”. Pull your legs even further back and gently expose your arsehole.
The SOFT COCK FLOP : flop his ligam out as its already getting semi hard in your hands wrap a fist around its girth and squeeze tighter and pull his foreskin right back on itself so it smoothes out down the rest of the shaft and hold tight and then roll it back up over the head and pinch closed with your fingertips and repeat (Ken)
The Some Intense Sutff : Get his lingam fully erect, then pull his forskin down as far as you can without it hurting, then make an O with your fore-finger and thumb and place it over his retracted foreskin to stop it going up and down to cover the glands. Then massage in normal manner. (Wank4Eva)
DOUBLE SQUEEZE : Bring both well-lubricated hands down on his shaft. Some cocks are so big they require both hands. If your partner’s doesn’t, then use the other hand to caress and lightly annoy his balls, or tighten around the base of his shaft. If both hands fit along the length of the shaft, move then together, up and down, in the typical pumping motion. Hold the shaft really tight, push your fingers in deep circular motions deeply into his cock. If your partners shaft is so big it need more than two hands give me a call, PLEASE.#
THE ANVIL STROKE : Bring one hand down, letting it stroke the lingam from the top all the way to the bottom. When it hits the bottom, release it. Meanwhile you’re bringing your corresponding hand down to the top of the shaft, creating an alternating beating motion, hence the name “anvil stroke.” Think of those blacksmith duos who keep up a double beat pounding motion as they beat that rod of iron on a piping-hot anvil. Ok, relax don’t get carried away.
THE KNEADING LINGAM : Take the lingam in both hands, fingers lightly touching the sides of the shaft. In order to visualize the position, think of yourself kneading flower and butter together. Now flick the penis back and forth between your two hands by holding on to the loose skin of the shaft. Kneading it back and forth in this manner may not seem incredibly thrilling to him at first, but pretty soon, as it builds up momentum, it will drive him crazy.
THE BOOKENDS : Place both of your hands side by side against his shaft like a pair of bookends. Now push gently against his beuatifully fattening lingam. Then lift your hands up and down. Continue in this manner for a while.
THE BASE CLUTCH : Tighten your thumb and forefinger around the base of the shaft, pressing down on the balls. This will cut off the blood (acting as an impromptu cock ring) and help you steady the shaft in your hand. If the skin on it is slick and immutable, you can stroke the lingam with more friction, thereby enhancing the excruciating experience.
THE PUBIC TUG : As you are stroking him, lightly pull on individual pubic hairs on his testicles. Don’t pull so hard that you remove them, but tease them.
THE TICKLE : Tickle his balls with one hand while you tickle his lingam with the other
THE PERPETUAL PENETRATION : Grabbing the lingam at the top, let his fattening lingam ‘penetrate’ into your fist on each stroke. Before the head of his fattening lingam pops out of your hand, bring the other hand up for the next tantrick penetration. This way it seems to him like he is penetrating deeper and deeper into an infinite cunt-inue. Make sure you keep the penetration continuous for tantric results. Try faster or slower to taste.
CLOCK COCK : As in “The Palm Swirl”, use your open palm on his glans, but stop at each “hour of the clock”, and make circular motions with your open palm. This will make this part of the head EXTREMELY sensitive, so move to the next hour after a few circles. Pay particular attention to 5 and 11 o clock.
THE RING : Make a ring with your thumb and forefinger, and pump up and down with this ring. When you get to the top, close the ring, then make him squeeze his way in as you slide back down to the bottom, use your hand hand to massage his anal lips
THE GREASY KNOB : Put alot of lube on the head of his lingam, and try to open a tantric door knob coated with grease. Now try turning the other way. Repeat.
THE SO BIG : Bring your right (well-lubricated hand) down over your fatening cock.then use the other hand to caress and lightly annoy your balls. Tighten around the base of your cock. If both hands fit along the length of the shaft, move then together, up and down, in the typical pumping motion. Hold the shaft really tight, push your fingers in deep circular motions deeply into your cock. If you’ve got a really fat cock… •
THE BETWEEN MATRaS : i wank by sticking my cock between the matras and sliding it in and out till I blow my load! Jarrod